Do your dreams suck as much as mine do?

[Mertron]

I was having a fantastic dream where I was eating waffles. Man these waffles were good. Unfortunately, in came the little baby Cloverfield monsters, ruining everything, and I woke up.

To add insult to injury, when I awoke I thought to myself, I REALLY WANT WAFFLES, GOD DAMN IT I MUST HAVE WAFFLES THIS INSTANT. Waffles with loads of syrup. I would have perhaps 8 of them. I really wanted waffles. A quick trip to the freezer indicated that I had no waffles on hand. There were no waffles to be had. I really wanted waffles.

Fuck you dreams. Fuck you.

[Darkslitter]

it would seem you want what you can't have

[Darkslitter]

my analysis shows you want to fuck your mother

[Meian]

WWFS

What would Freud Say?

[Krye]

I had a dream yesterday that I was trying to get away from fucked up scary zombies. They didn't have any skin, it was just the red shit underneath. They were capturing people and trying to figure out how to make zombies that didn't look all deteriorated...and they succeeded. Then I was on some custom Counter Strike map trying to get away and I don't really remember anything else. I hate that I can't remember 99% of my dreams, I just remember some shitty general concept and the general emotions I was feeling like fear and terror.

[Meian]

Were you playing similar games before going to bed? If I play for some hours right before bed something I tend to dream it.

[Diamicles]

I don't remember my dreams most of the time, but when I do it usually has something to do with surviving the zombie apocalypse. or sex.

[Qalbert]

I dreamed that I got shrunk down to tiny size and started eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.

[Thulius]

The only dreams I ever remember are the bad ones, which I don't get very often. They almost always involve over-the-top car crashes, falling, or both. Every single time I wake up right before the impact.

In one case I was in a car with a few friends driving up a mountainside road. As we were coming up on a sharp turn some sort of UFO flew overhead, and while everyone was distracted by the thing we all went flying off the cliffside. Woke up before we hit anything.

In another dream I discovered that I could run super fast. After running around at 60mph for a few minutes I had the bright idea of trying a running jump. I flew through the air for a good 10 seconds, got disoriented somewhere along the way and woke up just before I hit the ground.

In yet another dream I was driving down a totally featureless road, completely straight and nothing but deserts on either side. I came up to a railroad crossing. The gate comes down, but I don't see a train coming from either side. So after I'm sitting here for a few seconds the train comes barreling down the road (yes the road, not the tracks) and hits me head on.

I think the last one is the only time I've ever actually died in one of my dreams. I remember the "camera" pulling out to a third person view and seeing everything go into slow motion just before I woke up.

I have good dreams occasionally but I never remember them as vividly as the bad ones. The most detailed recollection is that I once sprouted wings out of my back in the middle of a party. I spent most of the dream trying to figure out how to flap them, I don't recall whether or not I ever managed to fly.

[Mizango]

Over the years I have had one reoccurring dream; It is midnight and I am in a fucking HUGE Walmart or Sams Club parking lot (idk because I can never see the sign clearly) and there is a red truck part in the middle of said parking lot (roughly 3 thousand feet). I see a goddamn goat staring at me off to my right and it slowly walks towards me...

Now if this isnt weird enough it has has fire red eyes and chases me relentlessly though the fucking parking lot but it can not catch me. Mind you, I ran track and am fast so I smoke this fucking goat like nobodys business, yet as I get closer to the truck I increasingly slow down almost to a halt, but if I run away from the truck my speed comes and and separate again. What the FUCK is this about? I've had this dream since I was about 15 and have NEVER made it to the fucking red truck.

I haven't had it in a few months but that is such a bullshit dream. Am I going to hell, despite being a good person? Or is the goat represent something else? HALP GAIZ

[Kiarax]

The goat is the gay. Keep on running friend.

[Mizango]

Oh and I have my old nike spikes on and a black wife beater. I guess all that means is I am a nigga with no fashion sense?

[Mizango]

The goat is the gay. Keep on running friend.

Yeah, I do not want.

[Mizango]

That explains why it keeps trying to "butt" me eh?

[Titanss]

It seems at the moment the goat is your wife and the red truck is the one that got away

[Mizango]

HEPR DREP

[Mizango]

It seems at the moment the goat is your wife and the red truck is the one that got away

I didnt have a wife when I was 15 and I definitely wasnt lovin' hos back then either.

[Titanss]

Listen bro the truck signifies the life you will never have and the goat is your life atm

[Mizango]

But my life now is great. I dont want to move back to the hood and have to lock my doors. Fuck that truck then.

[Charismatic]

Oh and I have my old nike spikes on and a black wife beater. I guess all that means is I am a nigga with no fashion sense?

lol!