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  1. 2010-01-28 12:12 #1
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    oh god, mah balls

    Sup BG medical. So my balls have been hurting the past couple days and idk wtf is wrong w/ it. The skin is no longer smooth. Instead, they feel like plastic and looks like origami. Fold a piece of paper multiple times, unfold it, it looks like a sack with a bunch of creases randomly about, which hurt. Thankfully, it's boundaries do not extend up to the shaft of my penis.

    Anyone know what's up?
  2. 2010-01-28 12:13 #2
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    Sounds like a hernia.
  3. 2010-01-28 12:13 #3
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    Heyyyyyyyyyy kiiiiiiiiiids feel your balls, so you don't get cancerrrrrrrrrr.
  4. 2010-01-28 12:14 #4
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    try flattening the skin out by hitting them repetedly with a frying pan
  5. 2010-01-28 12:14 #5
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    Lupus
  6. 2010-01-28 12:17 #6
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    Get more pussy?
  7. 2010-01-28 12:18 #7
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    Black people having black people problems.
  8. 2010-01-28 12:18 #8
    Mizango
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    You could be going through puberty.
    lol
  9. 2010-01-28 12:18 #9
    Mizango
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Black people having black people problems.
    Exactly. If the nigga had a job or insurance he wouldn't be here asking.
  10. 2010-01-28 12:19 #10
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    Let's send his balls to the moon.
  11. 2010-01-28 12:20 #11
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    Web MD search "balls" "origami".
  12. 2010-01-28 12:20 #12
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  13. 2010-01-28 12:22 #13
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  14. 2010-01-28 12:26 #14
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    Nah lol I'm forreal lol. Shit hurts.
  15. 2010-01-28 12:26 #15
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    Put a rubber band around them.


    That or icy hot.
  16. 2010-01-28 12:29 #16
    Cream Soda
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    Quote Originally Posted by wipers View Post
    or icy hot.
    look at the f'in title of this thread. I'm not that dumb, lol.
  17. 2010-01-28 12:30 #17
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    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBb...+My+Balls!.JPG
  18. 2010-01-28 12:30 #18
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    Heyyyyyyyyyy kiiiiiiiiiids feel your balls, so you don't get cancerrrrrrrrrr.
    touch your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls.... please your balls!
  19. 2010-01-28 12:32 #19
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    It could be stress placed on your scrotum from wearing flipflops all the time.





    That or biking 16 miles a day.
  20. 2010-01-28 12:32 #20
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    Get a cystoscopy
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