oh god, mah balls

[Pharaun]

look at the f'in title of this thread. I'm not that dumb, lol.

idk, according to my friend Icyhot feels like Jesus is touching your balls. Of course I'm also not dumb enough to try it and prove him wrong.

[Kurp]

Jesus, I don't like going to the doctor, but painful balls with a sack that resembled plastic origami would get me to go quickly enough.

[Plow]

You should try an enbobbitment procedure.

[SamanosukeShiva]

put some tussin' on it.

[Mizango]

put some tussin' on it.

HAHA throw in the towel.

/thread.

[Jakson]

You were masturbating and left whatever you were using for lube dried and it probably shouldn't be left in contact with human skin for long periods of time. Balls ever so much more.

[Cream Soda]

Pfft, who needs lube. Can get it workin for free just gotta get on one leg and lean into it.

[SnickySnacks]

Obligatory:

http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/network...ocracy-tv2.jpg

[Stiker]

You know of all ailments that should result in a no question doctors visit rather than making a BG medical thread first, I think chronically sore balls would be right up there with broken bones, gun shot/stab wounds, and a heart attack.

[ZarakiKujata]

You know of all ailments that should result in a no question doctors visit rather than making a BG medical thread first, I think chronically sore balls would be right up there with broken bones, gun shot/stab wounds, and a heart attack.

hey man hes just tryin to save that paper.

[Cream Soda]

lmfao, reading that while looking at your avatar almost made me spit my drink out.

[Tymon]

I hate myself for being the first serious reply

This happened to me and it was literally described as having ejaculated too much

It caused a hernia.

If it were cancer, the pain would usually be one of the last symptoms, you'd have bloody semen and a bunch of other nasty shit first so unless you have some of that you're probably in the clear for cancer

If you wear boxers, just switch to boxer briefs or something, or buy a jock strap if you're really concerned

I found that using a showerhead to spray ice cold water on my balls 2-3 times a day, albeit extremely unpleasant did help with the pain and caused it to heal faster

Not jacking off helped the most, though

[Melena]

Acupuncture, the only solution. Please don't post pics but let us know if it works

[ZarakiKujata]

I hate myself for being the first serious reply

This happened to me and it was literally described as having ejaculated too much

It caused a hernia.

If it were cancer, the pain would usually be one of the last symptoms, you'd have bloody semen and a bunch of other nasty shit first so unless you have some of that you're probably in the clear for cancer

If you wear boxers, just switch to boxer briefs or something, or buy a jock strap if you're really concerned

I found that using a showerhead to spray ice cold water on my balls 2-3 times a day, albeit extremely unpleasant did help with the pain and caused it to heal faster

Not jacking off helped the most, though

Don't you need a doctor for that brah?

[Jicent]

I hate myself for being the first serious reply

This happened to me and it was literally described as having ejaculated too much

It caused a hernia.

If it were cancer, the pain would usually be one of the last symptoms, you'd have bloody semen and a bunch of other nasty shit first so unless you have some of that you're probably in the clear for cancer

If you wear boxers, just switch to boxer briefs or something, or buy a jock strap if you're really concerned

I found that using a showerhead to spray ice cold water on my balls 2-3 times a day, albeit extremely unpleasant did help with the pain and caused it to heal faster

Not jacking off helped the most, though

Only serious reply hmm look at the second post.... I stated this earlier but not in detail at all.

[Tymon]

Don't you need a doctor for that brah?

Not in all cases. Hernia doesn't always cause a tear.

It might not be directly classified as a hernia, as it wasn't the scenario where your balls actually go up into your body (which would be the direct classification, protrusion of an organ or tissue through the cavity) but just a severe strain in the tissue

I did go to the doctor, he said there's nothing you can do aside from let it heal and obviously, don't jack off.

[Cream Soda]

Briefs... FUUUUUUUUUU

[Stiker]

You know, I take back my previous statement. If you are having chronically sore balls or hernias and such and don't go to the doctor, it's fucking Darwinism at work.

[ZarakiKujata]

Briefs... FUUUUUUUUUU

I'd be more worried about what the daily bike rides will do to keep the hernia from potentially healing

[Diamicles]

Not in all cases. Hernia doesn't always cause a tear.

It might not be directly classified as a hernia, as it wasn't the scenario where your balls actually go up into your body (which would be the direct classification, protrusion of an organ or tissue through the cavity) but just a severe strain in the tissue

I did go to the doctor, he said there's nothing you can do aside from let it heal and obviously, don't jack off.

I think you're confused as to what a hernia actually is, has nothing to do with balls