oh god, mah balls

[Furtwangler]

I love how he posts a bg medical thread that involves his testicles having some kind of a serious medical problem, and my leg hurt and everyone's like, you fucker go to the doctor you're gonna die wtf you doin here lol

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Man, I know ball pain.

When I was 16 I woke up one morning to pee and after I pee'd I was going back to bed but my balls hurt like there was no tomorrow. I go to try to wake up my big brother and tell him about the pain. He tells me to shut the fuck up and man up.

So I say screw him and go tell my mom. I see she's on the on the phone and try to wait till she's off to tell her. After about like 40 seconds I couldn't take it anymore and I flash my mom. She looks in horror as she sees one of my testicles is WAY to fucking big. I had twisted a testicle in my sleep.

She hangs up, rushes me to the hospital, I get a massive amount of morphine and can still feel the pain. Things got a little dizzy after that and I remember making sexual comments to the hot nurses who had to look at my balls. I passed out and had my heart stop during the surgery to fix my balls. My testicle was so swollen that it was like putting a orange next to a grapefruit.

After all that learning to walk with a massive cut in your testicles is painful and awkward. My friends had nicknamed me "Lefty the Penguin".

In before coll story bro.

So ya, if you feel fucking pain in your balls, GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

[Gargoyle]

Man this thread is pretty fucked, lots of different kinds of ball pains I could've done without knowing about. Seems like a pretty goddamned obvious one, go to the fucking doctor if your balls are fucked up, no brainer.

[toonces]

That report is from 2 years after I was diagnosed with this, which would explain a few things from my viewpoint. However, it really doesn't reveal anything new about infertility to me, I've always known varicoceles could cause infertility due to the blood drainage issues and I'm perfectly ok with it (without having read the article before, the information presented over the hydraulic failure and its resultants were something I already took for granted from when the varicoceles were first described to me by the doctors, it just makes common sense that something flowing in what is essentially the wrong way against a higher pressure source would have a high chance of failure) so seeing as their aren't any (known) adverse side effects with the exception of occasional discomfiture nowadays I haven't seen the need to correct it.


The sample volume was decent in their study, but since there are still differences in the data presented, even in the article itself, I still wouldn't try to put a percentage on it. If you have been diagnosed with one and weren't informed of the potential for infertility, then you should probably go have another talk with your doctors, because regardless of the numbers anyone puts forth, it definitely can cause it.

My varicocele actually caused infertility, was easy to figure out.

1) Sperm count, you suck.
2) snip
3) babies time.

Like really if you want a family of baseball players, why risk it? There is data, it's a joke of a surgery. Heck is only local anesthetic too, so you get to talk to your doctor while he plays with your balls. That's a x-mas story right there.

Easy peasy, is like a 10 minute surgery. Just get it done,t he longer you wait the worst it gets (so I hear).

PS: I had it on the left side, if that helps.

[Nekonaruto]

You can try a self-diagnosis for a hernia, it might be hard to explain but let me try:

Take your pinky and push it in the "hole" that is to the side of your penis where the spermatic cord runs up. Push it in as far as you can and try coughing; if it hurts a lot and you can feel something like a tear inside when you cough...inguinal hernia it is.

Since I had a hernia I can honestly tell you that having it fixed isn't super-expensive compared to other things (at least over here)...like 1500€, I think. And that is with a 2 night stay at the hospital etc...

As some previously mentionned...a hernia can heal by itself, but there is always the risk that it rips up for real and your guts say hello. So try to avoid heavy lifting and and doing anything similar to splits for a while...if you can.

[Wakabo]

I just woke up and read 3 pages about Vegetto's balls. Now I am going to be thinking about them all day and imagining them launching up to the moon.

[Kryssan]

My varicocele actually caused infertility, was easy to figure out.

I don't recall saying that mine did not. However, I did not see the need to mention this because as I stated earlier, the condition does not introduce any elements I find dissatisfactory except the occasional pain. Since a vasectomy is only covered by work if you're over 35 or have >3 children, I'm ok with nature deciding to take this recourse with me.


I'll get it fixed eventually probably, but at the same time I will be getting a vasectomy to keep the situation the same as it currently is. I just need to get a different employer first.

[toonces]

oh no no, wasn't attacking you in any way, was just adding to the data. Just was trying to help

[Cream Soda]

I put some gold bond medicated on it, feels better for now

[toonces]

haha i was about to post, and wtf is cream soda hahaha

[Plow]

wtf is cream soda

... are you serious?

[Wakabo]

I hope he is joking...

[Plow]

real raspberry cream soda is pretty much the best shit ever

[Wakabo]

You're making me thirsty for some now :c brb going to store.

[toonces]

where the fuck >.>, and yes cream some with ice cream is good too.

[Lbelle]

haha, boy problems.

[Cream Soda]

haha, boy problems.

Just for your laughter, I'm going to do what your signature requests of me and watch your video, so there!

[Cream Soda]

Also, couple days w/ goldbond mediated and they don't hurt anymore. The oragami shapes kinda just peeled off like snakeskin and now my new sack looks to be in perfect condition

[Lbelle]

that is fucking disgusting lol

[Cream Soda]

Fux fixin my old sack when i can get a brand new one for free!