oh god, mah balls

[Siniroth]

haha, boy problems.

My entire family now thinks I'm crazy because I got home from work at 7:45 or so, read this, and have been laughing about it for 20 minutes now

[Takedown3]

ill share my ball pain story:

for a couple of weeks before i finally went to the doc it felt like one of the tubes connected to the balls was crimped or bent or some shit. was all kinds of hurt. i complained to my wife about it for a while and she checked them out and all seemed ok. i made an issue out of it and told her i was going to the fam doc.

so its pretty embarassing going to my fam doc because u know he see's all of us right, and has been for the past 4 years so we kind of know him. so i get there he tells me to drop trau and get on the table while he fucking fingers my nuts to all hell and back.

after all of that he's lke "iono" and refers me to the ultrasound doc. get there the next week and its a smokin hot college age bitch who i guess is doing some coop or some shit. so im like FUCK but its coo cuz she's hot so i fig its ok right. well right about this time my shit starts to hurt again and im getting all nervous about having medical shit done to my junk. so i shrivel the fuck up like im in a pool of really cold water.

she says drop trau and get on the bed . so all is good until she pulls my nuts out from under my wang using wax paper all slow so she doesnt have to look at my dick. but as she's tugging on the wax to get my balls to slide out from under my dick (while trying not to expose my pecker) out pops ol richard in all his shrivelled glory while she's ultra sounding my fucking sack with cold as lube.

pretty embarassing.

turns out no one found anything wrong and it was all in my head.

here's to showing several random people my nervous shrivel dick for no good reason at all!

[Serif]

ill share my ball pain story:

for a couple of weeks before i finally went to the doc it felt like one of the tubes connected to the balls was crimped or bent or some shit. was all kinds of hurt. i complained to my wife about it for a while and she checked them out and all seemed ok. i made an issue out of it and told her i was going to the fam doc.

so its pretty embarassing going to my fam doc because u know he see's all of us right, and has been for the past 4 years so we kind of know him. so i get there he tells me to drop trau and get on the table while he fucking fingers my nuts to all hell and back.

after all of that he's lke "iono" and refers me to the ultrasound doc. get there the next week and its a smokin hot college age bitch who i guess is doing some coop or some shit. so im like FUCK but its coo cuz she's hot so i fig its ok right. well right about this time my shit starts to hurt again and im getting all nervous about having medical shit done to my junk. so i shrivel the fuck up like im in a pool of really cold water.

she says drop trau and get on the bed . so all is good until she pulls my nuts out from under my wang using wax paper all slow so she doesnt have to look at my dick. but as she's tugging on the wax to get my balls to slide out from under my dick (while trying not to expose my pecker) out pops ol richard in all his shrivelled glory while she's ultra sounding my fucking sack with cold as lube.

pretty embarassing.

turns out no one found anything wrong and it was all in my head.

here's to showing several random people my nervous shrivel dick for no good reason at all!

You did exactly what I did.

Went to Vanderbilt to do get my balls ultrasound, one intern and a med student come in and are smoking hot. D: Nothing was wrong on the Ultrasound.

Went back to the Urologist, thought it was epydimitis, gave me cyproflaxin never worked. I asked if there was anything else he could do, he said he could do a cystoscopy or give me an analstegic. Decided to do the cystoscopy so I could know for sure it wasn't anything in my urethra or in my bladder, scar tissue etc., Did the cystoscopy, don't ever do this unless you HAVE to. Shit doesn't hurt until the camera is in your bladder.

Turns out nothing was wrong that he could see, then he prescribed the analstegic and the cool thing is that it turns your piss blue. That didn't work in the end either. So every time I get severely dehydrated or for some unknown reasons I get a pain not only around my tubes next to my balls but almost at the tip of my penis.

[Takedown3]

sounds like u went a bit further down the "oh my god my balls hurt and im scared" road.

i shrugged it off with the hottie groping my shriveled member. glad i didnt go thru some of that shit u did cuz i would most likely bust multiple tears.

[Serif]

sounds like u went a bit further down the "oh my god my balls hurt and im scared" road.

i shrugged it off with the hottie groping my shriveled member. glad i didnt go thru some of that shit u did cuz i would most likely bust multiple tears.

Not necessarily scared, having multiple doctors and my convincing Dad helped me make the decision.

It ended up sucking because they still do not know what is wrong with me. BAHHH