Bin Laden Criticizes US Over Global Warming

[ephel]

"In the new tape, bin Laden refers to the Dec. 18 climate conference in Copenhagen – indicated the message was made recently."

Everytime i read something like this i think of the Chappelle show. Where they playing Tupac in a club and the song starts describing stuff going on in the club.

[Leif]

Conservatism and lack of cognitive ability and intelligence: A scientific analysis.

Sup.

The evidence is based on 1254 community college students and 1600 foreign students seeking entry to United States’ universities.

Why would someone examine community college students and foreign students?

As much as married republicans seem to love banging chicks that aren't their wives, you'd think this would apply to them even more.

Not as much as liberals!

[zoobernut]

I don't actually hold any beliefs. I keep about six thousand little slips of paper in my pants. When someone says something, I generally just pick a random one and type it in.

Works every time!


In this case, I searched for all of the slips with the "liberal" and "terrorism" color codes (blue and black, in this case) and that link was the first one that came up.

lol

[willriker]

Conservatism and lack of cognitive ability and intelligence: A scientific analysis.

Sup.

hahahah fantastic

[Correction]

As much as married republicans seem to love banging dudes that aren't their wives, you'd think this would apply to them even more.

Fixed for answer to the question.

[Leif]

Fixed for answer to the question.

What is with this obsession with who everybody is sleeping with? Conservatives can definitively prove that the Democratic party is filled with traitors, but all you guys ever care about is if the party has a gay guy or two.

[Correction]

What is with this obsession with who everybody is sleeping with? Conservatives can definitively prove that the Democratic party is filled with traitors, but all you guys ever care about is if the party has a gay guy or two.

Someone doesn't have a sense of humor.

[Plow]

I don't actually hold any beliefs. I keep about six thousand little slips of paper in my pants. When someone says something, I generally just pick a random one and type it in.

Works every time!


In this case, I searched for all of the slips with the "liberal" and "terrorism" color codes (blue and black, in this case) and that link was the first one that came up.

holy shit it all makes so much sense

[willriker]

republicans report a 10% better sex life than democrats ~true story

[Brill Weave]

I like it.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Why would someone examine community college students and foreign students?

Because American conservatives tend to kill people doing scientific studies.

[Leif]

republicans report a 10% better sex life than democrats ~true story

And conservatives are twice as likely to value their parents respect.

Liberals are twice as likely to value being pretty.

Who's the party of substance?

Someone doesn't have a sense of humor.

Are you kidding me?

[Correction]

republicans report a 10% better sex life than democrats ~true story

gay sex is reportedly 10% better than straight sex. ~true story.

[Leif]

Because American conservatives tend to kill people doing scientific studies.

Except that very incident was revealed as a complete hoax intended to frame conservatives, but it was actually liberals at work.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

republicans report a 10% better sex life than democrats ~true story

What's not to love about fucking dudes in airport bathrooms, or trying to lure underage congressional pages for homosexual trysts. Of course they have better sex lives!

[willriker]

10% of republicans have gay sex ~true story

[Correction]

Must be the ultimate republican answer to gay marriage. Just marry a chick to get elected and have all the gay sex you want. Best of both worlds.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Must be the ultimate republican answer to gay marriage. Just marry a chick to get elected and have all the gay sex you want. Best of both worlds.

Who's the party of substance?

ohu

[Elvis]

Does Bin Laden have an opinion on Jon Travolta's hair-plugs?

http://www.education.makemeheal.com/..._The_Oscars.3F

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Kyo]

Gee thanks Bin Laden.