Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-29 18:40

why is he climbing a mountain?

**Killgannon** · 2010-01-30 00:01

horrible -.-

**Linliel** · 2010-01-30 05:51

OLDE

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 08:45

last I checked the rules of spam did not specify the need for everything within it to be new and exciting.

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 08:47

but since you clearly prefer things to be new and exciting might I offer my well honed abilities and sexual prowess for a night of passionate intercourse, such as would be both new AND exciting?

**Linliel** · 2010-01-30 09:06

how about you come over and make me some chicken soup or something nice because I'm sick

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 09:10

I've got some chicken soup for you.
http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/un...s/CockSoup.jpg

joking aside, feel better plz

**Linliel** · 2010-01-30 11:13

thanks bb <3

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 11:15

who won hat?

**Linliel** · 2010-01-30 12:02

no idea, still no info

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 12:06

oh
in that case
I live in Norfolk,VA

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 12:06

<_<

**Conrad** · 2010-01-30 12:13

We were at a crab festival there in July, you may have read about the VA Party Wagon last summer

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 12:18

there's snow here, which is unusual

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 12:19

also anywhere you go is a party wagon

**Conrad** · 2010-01-30 12:24

Are you calling me fat

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-30 12:25

nay, merely saying that you have an aura of partytudinalness in such a way as to transform any habitat in which you exist

**Conrad** · 2010-01-30 12:28

Hm

**Conrad** · 2010-01-30 12:28

Questionable logic, but I'll allow it.

**Linliel** · 2010-01-30 18:20

Oh, okay. Let me just address the envelope to "Qalbert, Norfolk VA" and see how that goes then.

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