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    Not taking shots at Kentucky Tyche, she's one of the few good looking ones on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    That third picture... there is absolutely no color between her lower eyelid and her cheeks. Its all just some flat, smooth surface, like a motionless desert. I've never seen supposedly-living humans so utter devoid of life.

    Why ARE these pageants still held?


    Because we need some lol moments when they do their question/answer segments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Some of these people look like mannequins with faces painted on them. They don't even look like people.
    Pretty much exactly what I was going to say. Why do they need to heavily shop women that are already beautiful (or at least I think they are. Hard to tell with the heavy editing)? I mean, yeah to get rid of a stray pimple or something makes sense, but it looks like they completely chance the color and texture of the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumblingdrunk View Post
    She looks much better in those photos, are the yahoo photos all taken by the same photographer or were they contestant submitted photos?
    She had that picture taken before she was crowned, so they had to be user submitted. Oddly enough, that same picture is used on the TLC site. I'd have thought they would put them all through a studio session.

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    Here's the picture I was looking for. She's barely taller than a fence post, but she's not as thin as one...her body is banging.

    http://imagebeast.net/images/ngs98sm..._1564686_n.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Here's the picture I was looking for. She's barely taller than a fence post, but she's not as thin as one...her body is banging.

    http://imagebeast.net/images/ngs98sm..._1564686_n.jpg
    Stubby legs and too much makeup kill the deal for me.

    Yeah, judgmental, but hell, she's the one that's about to be judged in front of a bunch of corrupt judges and the entire country.

    She looks arguably her best in her natural pictures, though she still has too much shit around her eyes. Go figure that humanity looks best in their natural element.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    Stubby legs and too much makeup kill the deal for me.

    Yeah, judgmental, but hell, she's the one that's about to be judged in front of a bunch of corrupt judges and the entire country.

    She looks arguably her best in her natural pictures, though she still has too much shit around her eyes. Go figure that humanity looks best dressed as wolves.
    ftfy

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    Hey, don't judge me, bro!

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    my ideal mrs america is a girl that plays video games, eats potato chips, can do 1 pushup and likes to watch family guy with a nice big butt. and glasses, if she got the face for it. those girls look like they can get blown away from the wind like Kate moss

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    my ideal miss America would find the miss America pageant asinine.

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    Kentucky chick is definitely a lot prettier without all the horrid edits and shooping, though her legs look really weird to me for some reason.

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    Is this what happens when poor girls are subjected to pageants since age 5? They look old.

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    THey do a TLC show that covers the contestants, and it is just now over. Allows you to see them a bit differently than blew out pictures. That reminds me, now it's vote time.

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    Miss Arkansas, Miss Delaware, Miss Florida, Miss Illinois, Miss Idaho, Miss Iowa, Miss Kansas, Miss Louisiana, Miss New Hampshire, Miss Ohio - ducks.

    Everyone else is ok/decent lookin except for New Mexico.. she's fucking hot.

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    oh wow, serious resemblance lol


    poor girl

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    Some of them just really aren't pretty.

    http://imagebeast.net/images/qxn0e5xg4es375e8yn3m.jpg

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    left and all the way to the right. you dont think they look cute?


    edit: nvm, i just looked at the pic for more than 2s. and its enough for me to stereotype what kind of person they are lol. im not really quick to judge, but none of them stand out

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