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    Spartacus: Blood and Sand

    Credits

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    End Credits


    Profit

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    poidh

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    no attention span at the moment to watch it

    just gimme the boobies :<

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    don't have pics, but there's a lot of full frontal shit going on.


    also I guess (though didn't watch enough)

    http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-conten...d-and-sand.jpg

    gets naked too.

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    I am Sparatacus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I am Sparatacus.
    lolClueless


    The more I reflect on this show, the more I realize this is every man's wet dream turned into a show.


    And lesbians, because of Lucy Lawless.

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    For the people who may be like me and just scanned it for the boobs and vagina...

    Boobs and sex @ 18:08 31:02, softcore HBO / Showtime shit.

    Weird shit @ 37:10

    Boobs @ 42:52

    Seriously, this just looks like the same softcore porn I used to sneak and watch when I was little, with a little blood and gore tossed in.

    Some of the fight scenes are pretty cool though.

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    hooray for boobie cliff notes

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    and done

    now to go about my business

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post

    Seriously, this just looks like the same softcore porn I used to sneak and watch when I was little, with a little blood and gore tossed in.

    Some of the fight scenes are pretty cool though.
    Ya, don't get me wrong I'm not like saying that's bad or anything, it was just not what I thought it would be and I was laughing more than I was getting turned on.


    Also, it's Spartacus. SPARTACUS.

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    So it's just like Rome was

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    So it's just like Rome was
    Except more like 300.
    It's ok for a softcore series. Better than Forbidden Science anyway.
    (Lawless getting fingered by female slave was kinda hot, even though it's all fake.)

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    Holy shit, Lawless? Sold.

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    Damn.
    I've spent the past few hours nostalgiaing hard.
    Sam Rami and the other guy from Renaissance Pictures are involved in Spartacus, and with Lawless, I've been looking up old 90's cable/syndication sci-fi/fantasy genre shows.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCxEnyITu4

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    What the fuck is that, I'm loling so much right now.

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    It's from an episode of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
    In later seasons, they did a gag episode each season set in the present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Credits

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    Boobs

    Vagina

    Blood

    End Credits


    Profit
    you forgot to add abs and ass! This show is so brutal my god, but it's awesome

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    i tried to watch this show but then the blood looked so fucking miserable that i couldnt take it cereal and i was like hey im gonna go watch something else now. let me know when lawless is getting dicked though

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    HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION BATMAN! Been watching this, I'm up to episode 9. It picks the hell up.

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