clearly story
clearly story
this thread is so much win..
The only time I ate pussy and didn't taste good is when it was just after shaving and still tasting the shaving cream.
Worst pussy I ever ate tasted straight up like a Steak and cheese with a side of onion rings. She was relatively clean but I remember recently having lunch with her at the celebrity deli earlier that week. After a few orgasms the taste started to fade.
This has quickly turned into "What kinda of food does vagina taste like?"
in college i got with a girl who didn't smell quite... normal. not nasty, but i didn't want to taste that much.
i grabbed the ranch dressing out of the fridge, and poured a bit on the clit. best decision i ever made.
Smart move with the dressing, vinegar is a main ingredient in feminine hygiene. I tried using whipped cream when going down on a girl once. Didn't work out too well the morning after, we both smelled like the dairy aisle at stop n' shop.
Dunno what the wench did in Tennessaaaaaay but I agree with her.
Oh. Poprocks and salt, by the way.
man ivve's nigger husband must have some dirty ass smelling dick cheese because she sure is mayad in here. probably gets the same raunchy smell when she scratches her pussy that i do when i scratch my dick.gl