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  1. 2010-02-02 09:09 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serif View Post
    You and your false tellings, I tell you what.

    Should write a book and watch it not sell.
    My books would sell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    I'll take cleaning pools for the lead singer of Journey over selling penis pumps to geriatrics anyday.
    You sure? It is quite fun
  3. 2010-02-02 09:11 #63
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    Do you have different sizes? Most importantly, when you close a sale, do you have to ascertain said size from said geriatric?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Do you have different sizes? Most importantly, when you close a sale, do you have to ascertain said size from said geriatric?
    I will need to personally apply one to you in order to disclose this info
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    Which wont be a problem since you dont have problems sleeping with other forum members
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    Will you promise to be gentle when you cup my balls?

    Not that I need one, I'm white, not Persian.
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    I know you dont need balls, your wife keeps them in a jar in her purse
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    wtf you crewing me for cody, god damn this world flippin upside down
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    Hold on...I just had an epiphany. You're hating on Cody's parents for funneling him money? Didn't you just post that your parents gave you some absurd amount of money?

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86404
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    lol you do know that thread is a gag thread based on someones thread about how their parents gave them 200 dollars right?


    Helluva job there Sherlock
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    No, I don't lurk spam. I know Persians are like the Jews of the middle east. just figured your parents got rich off of selling fake gold necklaces in the middle of a strip mall and hooked you up. It's plausible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    No, I don't lurk spam. I know Persians are like the Jews of the middle east. just figured your parents got rich off of selling fake gold necklaces in the middle of a strip mall and hooked you up. It's plausible.
    Since there are jews in the middle east it kind of doesnt make sense. Persians are more like.... welt I guess. We are a bunch of status ass niggaz that whatever they make they spend on flossing, I'll show you next time you are in town.
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    Jews are white, not sand niggers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Jews are white, not sand niggers.
    Persians are whiter bro, look up what the word iran means
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    did serif seriously just come in here copping perm's old 'you wish you had my life' bit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Persians are whiter bro, look up what the word iran means
    I've seen you. I've eaten dinner with you. You cannot lie to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamicles View Post
    did serif seriously just come in here copping perm's old 'you wish you had my life' bit?
    Yes he did.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    I've seen you. I've eaten dinner with you. You cannot lie to me!
    Look up the definition to iran brah
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    this is kinda funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamicles View Post
    did serif seriously just come in here copping perm's old 'you wish you had my life' bit?
    About to post naked pictures of my wife here too
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    You shouldn't take that kind of shit Cody, especially from someone who's ass you can beat.
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