So Serif is a Total Faggot

[Serif]

You shouldn't take that kind of shit Cody, especially from someone who's ass you can beat.

Who is ass?

And lolwut

[Tyche]

The Persian. Don't take thy trash talk, beat him down.

[Serif]

You silly willy, whose bed will you sleep in then when you come to Nashville again? You need him alive.

[Conformity]

I say we all sleep together and watch hentai

[Conformity]

My dicks long as a pringles can

[Serif]

My dicks long as a pringles can

See this is why your book won't sell

[Howard Roark]

See I am the opposite of you, my standard is usually a 8 and I sometimes get a 4.

I am man enough to admit it.

what is the point of a 4? I don't sit beside 4's on the subway to work, I stand if need be

[Serif]

what is the point of a 4? I don't sit beside 4's on the subway to work, I stand if need be

They are just numbers mannnnnn, I don't think any of my girls have been 4s but maybe there were.

Alcohol can make anyone look good, somewhat.

[Conformity]

I would fingerpaint my book

[Howard Roark]

alcohol might fudge bad skin into okay skin, or nice cleavage with a bra from oh god how many kids have you had girl but no amount of alcohol will change a 4 to anything better than a 5

[Serif]

alcohol might fudge bad skin into okay skin, or nice cleavage with a bra from oh god how many kids have you had girl but no amount of alcohol will change a 4 to anything better than a 5

There is a difference I assume in between your type of drunk and my type of drunk.

[Howard Roark]

I suppose, actually come to think of it I do recall toying with the idea of this one 6, since (sadly) she was the only cleavage-on-legs even worth looking at in the entire Jack and Jill; goddamn that was an ugly party

smalltowns, holy god

[Howard Roark]

thankfully nothing happened

[Tyche]

Alcohol doesn't change 4's into 6's, alcohol makes you not fucking care that you're bringing the 4 home.

Not that I would know, I do good to walk back to the ride home on my own two feet.

[Howard Roark]

Not that I would know, I do good to walk back to the ride home on my own two feet.

did you write this sentence drunk?

[Atreides]

im waiting for serif to say that alcohol can tranform dicks into delicious sex objects

[Tyche]

did you write this sentence drunk?

Well, the ride home is sometimes a car, or a taxi, so I didn't really know how to word. I meant that it's an accomplishment that I'm able to walk out of the bar most of the time.

[Cantih]

Maybe you should spend some time...
8-)
Sans-Serif.

[Howard Roark]

I'm really surprised this joke hasn't been used yet