Amaretto Sour / Girl Drinks

[quannum]

Living life high, everyday clique wasted

[tommygunnz]

oshi

you're not alone sir, mind erasers are cash, fuck the haters

Nothing girly about Vodka Kahlua and Soda Water in a glass my friend.

[Cyn]

Liquid Cocaines are effective, but holy fucking hell they're nasty.

[Mertron]

I think Mind Erasers and Liquid Cocaines are almost the same thing?

I've never done Liquid Cocaine (to my knowledge) but from checking the recipes they arent even close

Liquid Cocaine

1/2 ounce 151-proof rum
1/2 ounce Rumple Minze
1/2 ounce Jägermeister
1/2 ounce Goldschlager

Mind Eraser

2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz tonic water

With the mind eraser, you get a straw with it, and youre supposed to drink it all through the straw in one shot

like i said, when i go out and someone says something, they usually refer to the straw part as being "girly"

but do 4-5 of them and you are ready to go sir

[tommygunnz]

Jim Beam Red Stag (Black Cherry Whiskey) and Red Bull is a popular drink at the Cigar bar that I bartend. Prepare it in a Pint glass on ice like a normal tall mixed drink (Long Island, Sex on the Beach etc) not a cocktail or shooter glass.

Have them pour a nice heavy 3 count of Red Stag and top that shit off with Red Bull for the ultimate tasty insane buzz. I think most of you guys who prefer fruity tasting drinks but still want to not look queer would really like this one.

[Serif]

I've never done Liquid Cocaine (to my knowledge) but from checking the recipes they arent even close

Liquid Cocaine

1/2 ounce 151-proof rum
1/2 ounce Rumple Minze
1/2 ounce Jägermeister
1/2 ounce Goldschlager

Mind Eraser

2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz tonic water

With the mind eraser, you get a straw with it, and youre supposed to drink it all through the straw in one shot

like i said, when i go out and someone says something, they usually refer to the straw part as being "girly"

but do 4-5 of them and you are ready to go sir

Liquid Cocaine consumption usually ends me up in a cage dancing with bitches or some part of clothing missing if not multiple.

I been on a big whiskey kick here lately. We have a really nice Whiskey Bar in Nashville now and it is a good place to kick it.

[Marsalaa]

Everybody ends up at the same place at the end of the night...who cares what your drink tastes like.

[tommygunnz]

I've never done Liquid Cocaine (to my knowledge) but from checking the recipes they arent even close

Liquid Cocaine

1/2 ounce 151-proof rum
1/2 ounce Rumple Minze
1/2 ounce Jägermeister
1/2 ounce Goldschlager

Mind Eraser

2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz tonic water

With the mind eraser, you get a straw with it, and youre supposed to drink it all through the straw in one shot

like i said, when i go out and someone says something, they usually refer to the straw part as being "girly"

but do 4-5 of them and you are ready to go sir

Well with a Mind Eraser you're supposed to drink it fast through the straw, not sip so people shouldnt really have much time to call you girly =P

Remember the last one to finish has to buy the round.

[tommygunnz]

Everybody ends up at the same place at the end of the night...who cares what your drink tastes like.

Hot bitches for one, I can't tell you how many women have made fun of guys personally to me as Im making his chocolate martini thinking the guy is trying to look classy or apeal to women vs just drinking a nice classy beer or a more manly drink.

[Rhyis.]

Robert Redford got it right.

"Single malt scotch. Nothing younger then 12 years."
"Agency rules?"
"My rules."

[Kilhart]

Honestly as a bartender we make fun of the guys that order Jagerbombs more than the fruity fuckers anymore thanks to My new haircut and the huge guido craze going on nowadays.

At least you fruity homos tip good for the most part haha. Gone are the days though a man just ordered a Beam on the rocks as he lit a match off of his 5 o clock shadow to light up that Marlboro Red. Guys seriously are becoming more and more pussy.

Irish car bombs > Jagerbombs any day. It's not even about how pussy a drink is; Jagerbombs just taste like shit.

[Serif]

Irish car bombs > Jagerbombs any day

^^^^^

It has to be the true Irish Car Bomb, some places skimp on the Jaimeson

[finamenon]

Half Stoli Strawberry
Half Canada Dry ginger ale

Its like fucking juice. You get slammed on it too.

If you want something that isn't "girly" you can try a Rusty Nail.

I usually do equal parts scotch equal parts Drambuie, but you can add more scotch if you want.

[Amastacia]

Cran juice n Goose has never let me down and is hardly a girly drink unless you just wave the vodka over the juice.

I like Cran + vodka if I'm not going to get ripped, and just want a tasty drink. Preferably with enough vodka that you don't totally drown out the taste.

Also good is the Cran Sierra Mist + vodka. Deeelicious. Again, don't skimp on the booze or you might as well chop your nuts off.

Fuck the Goose though, it's alright, but for the same price I prefer Chopin, with 2nd place probably going to Belvedere.

I'd say it's more of a matter of covering up/overpowering the flavor of the alcohol, rather than just sweetness.

Concur. A sweet drink can be a manly drink, if you can still taste the booze (e.g. a good mojito can be manly if they don't skimp on the rum, a passion fruit mojito with absolutely no taste of alcohol is a vagdrink).

Grey Goose is way overpriced.

Slightly. It's a significant step up from like Absolut, Smirnoff, etc., but for the same amount of money you can do better.

If I am out to get completely shitfaced, shots of any kind mainly Patron. If I am feeling ballsy a Liquid Cocaine.

If I'm out drinking with co-workers, it's usually Patron. Many a story starts out "so I was out doing shots of Patron with XYZ (usually person XYZ is at least 2 steps higher on the corporate ladder)...".

Liquid Cocaine is more likely drinking with friends. Faaaan-tastic way to get tore up in a hurry. One of my most memorable 3 martini lunches was, in fact, a 3 Liquid Cocaine lunch. And then we went back to the office afterward.

Honestly as a bartender we make fun of the guys that order Jagerbombs more than the fruity fuckers anymore thanks to My new haircut and the huge guido craze going on nowadays.

One of the bars I used to hang out at would do $4 bomb nights. If you're looking at doing many bombs, it's much more stomach-space efficient to drop Jaegerbombs rather than car bombs.

Then again, I'm a pasty-white Mick, and I'd as soon shoot a guido as drink with one, so I've never had a problem ordering them.

My old boss liked to order straight shots of Jaeger, if I have to choose between that and making it a bomb, I'll take a bomb any day.

Liquid Cocaines are effective, but holy fucking hell they're nasty.

They're not that bad. They burn like crazy after the fact though. If the bartender is trying to preserve the more expensive liquors by over-dosing on 151, they get pretty grody though.

Irish car bombs > Jagerbombs any day. It's not even about how pussy a drink is; Jagerbombs just taste like shit.

I don't mind the taste of Jaegerbombs, but I completely agree.

ICBs are an amazing way to get your drink on. Provided you're not shorting on the Jameson and overdosing on the Bailey's.

Another interesting twist on the bomb another of my old bosses introduced me to is a Wisconsin Lunch Bucket. Glass with half Blue Moon, half OJ, drop a shot of Amaretto. Tastes like an orange Creamsicle. Kind of girly, but when you've got a mixed-gender group of co-workers, it's easier to get everyone doing WLBs than ICBs. Many girls bitch about drinking liquid pork chops.

[Kilhart]

If I'm out drinking with co-workers, it's usually Patron. Many a story starts out "so I was out doing shots of Patron with XYZ (usually person XYZ is at least 2 steps higher on the corporate ladder)...".

Patron is my best friend.

Another interesting twist on the bomb another of my old bosses introduced me to is a Wisconsin Lunch Bucket. Glass with half Blue Moon, half OJ, drop a shot of Amaretto. Tastes like an orange Creamsicle. Kind of girly, but when you've got a mixed-gender group of co-workers, it's easier to get everyone doing WLBs than ICBs. Many girls bitch about drinking liquid pork chops.

That sounds pretty sweet, actually (no pun intended). Like I said before, girl drinks aren't necessarily a bad thing at all. In fact, if you're going to be drinking with girls and plan to order for them, you should know what's good. And this sounds good for sure.

[Kiro]

I don't drink a lot of cocktails. Tends to be straight shots or bourbon. Adios Mother Fuckers and Screwdrivers have been the only cocktails I've ordered so far. Irish Car Bombs don't really count, do they? It's just a shot and a beer at the same time, lol.

Grey Goose, Stoli, Belvedere, Bulleit Bourbon, Hennessy Black, Jameson, etc. Vodka & mountain dew is what I've been drinking a lot of lately, lol. Shit is good. Jameson & Monster too.

Beer-wise.. PBR, Coors Light, High Life, Keystone Light, etc. At the pub though, Guinness & Boddington's is where it's at. Nomnomnomnom.

[Kilhart]

Wait, you LIKE Keystone Light? I understand drinking it especially if you're in college, but that's because it's cheaper than bottled water.

[Amastacia]

I don't drink a lot of cocktails. Tends to be straight shots or bourbon. Adios Mother Fuckers and Screwdrivers have been the only cocktails I've ordered so far. Irish Car Bombs don't really count, do they? It's just a shot and a beer at the same time, lol.

Grey Goose, Stoli, Belvedere, Bulleit Bourbon, Hennessy Black, Jameson, etc. Vodka & mountain dew is what I've been drinking a lot of lately, lol. Shit is good. Jameson & Monster too.

Beer-wise.. PBR, Coors Light, High Life, Keystone Light, etc. At the pub though, Guinness & Boddington's is where it's at. Nomnomnomnom.

Adios Motherfuckers are tasty, but way too blue to drink seriously. Screwdrivers I guess count as a cocktail, but I usually think of them as "OJ & vodka" the same way I'd think of "cran & vodka" or "Red Bull & vodka". When I think "cocktail" I usually think 3+ ingredients.

ICBs don't really count as cocktails, no.

If you like Grey Goose or Belvedere, you owe it to yourself to try Chopin. The Goose and Belv are both grain vodkas, Chopin is a proper potato vodka, and it's delicious.

Speaking of Boddington's, it's funny but that's what they actually drink in Ireland. Guinness is a tourist drink over there, lol.

[Titanss]

I just start off with a shot of Jack and a Budweiser and the night always gets going good

idc what I drink after about the 3rd round

[Auspice]

So I figure I'll ask here since I'm too lazy to do research myself. I've never been a big fan of tequila since I ALWAYS get headaches after drinking it. From what I've heard the headaches are from cheap tequila. The only tequila I've ever really known about drinking(other than shit from random cocktails out of my house) I've really only ever had Jose Cuervo which I know isn't the greatest. I don't feel comfortable dropping an assload of cash on something like Patron when I don't know if I'm going to like it. Can anyone recommend a good tequila to try out that isn't going to make me want to die the next day? lol