Seriously Ksandra, 70% of the cruise is the outrageous food lol.
Seriously Ksandra, 70% of the cruise is the outrageous food lol.
Cruise food is absolutely AWFUL. I don't know what you guys are used to...but my God its like dogfood.
The places you eat in are nice, and everyone dresses in black pants, etc, but I swear to you its a Ryan's Steakhouse in the back of every kitchen.
I've been on Carnival 2x, Royal 1x, and Disney once. Whether or not it is fun is 100% dependent on who you go with or if there are a lot of people in your age group on that given boat.
I have never been but since it is your honeymoon I would say spend a little extra and at least get an exterior room.
I'd say spend extra and avoid cruising for a honeymoon lol. Go to Europe or Asia; plan ahead, and it is very inexpensive and comparable to what you WILL end up paying for a cruise.
All excursions are like $50+ per person (some of the ones worth a damn are $200 per person), drinks add up, and you will end up paiyng to eat off the boat.
As long as they got fish on the boat I am happy
You are honestly the first person I've even seen say cruise food is bad. I've eaten at a bunch of 5 star quality restaurants in my life and I'd rank the food I had on my cruises right up there with them.Cruise food is absolutely AWFUL. I don't know what you guys are used to...but my God its like dogfood.
Go read the hundreds of thousands of cruise reviews at like cruisereview.com or whatever that site is.
It lets you list pros and cons of each, and about 75% of the reviews say "Cons: FOOD" ...you aren't looking very hard.
The only advice I have for you, is if you get one of those "Cruise Cards" like I had, where there was no spending limit on it, leave that fucking thing in the room. <_< When I was alot younger, my family went on a cruise, and even the kids got one of these, there was no limit on it for anyone. Could buy anything you want, literally, and no cash or money up front.
Final cruise day, Dad went to the counter to pay, and the bill from just the cards was like $3k. <_<
tldr: Don't use cruise credit cards for the boat, it's a money trap.
You can even put those cards in the gambling machines ROFL....its such a tarp
I got 0 texts, but my service sucks in this building. Rachel is coming over later let me make sure she isn't wanting to eat.
Who is going?
Edit - probably not cuz I had chinese food earlier and not hungry
If you can afford it, just go balls-out and get the best suite you can book, especially if you think this'll be the only cruise you ever go on. Been on a few and can say it's by far more enjoyable when you've got a nice big room with a balcony to come back to, because as much time as you'll be spending eating and fucking, there's going to be some downtime, and as much fun as it is meeting new people, sometimes you're just going to want time in the room to yourselves, especially being your honeymoon and all.
Also, definitely buy whatever drink pass they have. It can potentially get real expensive, though I don't remember how much you and Dru drink.
Fuck cruises, no where near as much fun as staying all inclusive somewhere and they are way too fucking expensive.
only cool part is, is fucking ya girl on the balcony and then notice that there is more than just ya'll fuckin on the balcony lolz
I went on a cruise about 2 years ago. IT FUCKING SUCKED. It was a huge ship, but it only had one real restaurant (unless you wanted fast food or a really shitty buffet) and you were forced to eat with a family that was assigned to your table. The family we got was this family from Kentucky who honestly made me question the future of humanity as a species.
There was some stuff to do on the boat, but it got pretty boring after day 2. The rock wall, swimming pool, surfing, etc. were great until you realized that your choices were limited to those.
Girl situation is pretty good, but seriously BRING LOTS OF RUBBERS. For whatever reason Royal Caribbean didn't sell any on the cruise.