CRISPY OR FLOPPY.

[Klutz]

I used to love Miracle Whip and put that shit on everything. Then I hit puberty and started using actual mayonnaise.

Hellman's I hope!

[BerenTebogo]

I used to love Miracle Whip and put that shit on everything. Then I hit puberty and started using actual mayonnaise.

Don't be so mayo.

[Seanr]

somewhere in the middle.. i just want the shit cooked honestly.. i dont like chewy grisley textured meat

[Cyn]

Duke's or GTFO. Seriously.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Hellman's I hope!

Yup, when my mom went shopping she got a big thing of Miracle Whip for the kids and Hellman's for dad. Dad made a BLT with Hellman's for me one day when we were watching football and I understood what mayo really was

[Tyche]

I'm sorry but that just sounds disgusting

Nothing is disgusting with bacon, especially bacon, toast, and miracle whip. Real Mayo is fucking disgusting.

[Koyuki]

I like it crispy but still a bit chewy.

[Fievel]

Nothing is disgusting with bacon, especially bacon, toast, and miracle whip. Real Mayo is fucking disgusting.

This whole post made me sad D:

[Araelus]

In the words of Randall Munroe:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stove_ownership.png


Let's summarize.
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/s.../baconflow.png

[BerenTebogo]

It is still amazing.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Nothing is disgusting with bacon, especially bacon, toast, and miracle whip. Real Mayo is fucking disgusting.

He has a point, you could sprinkle bacon bits on rhinoceros shit and it becomes edible. True story. Add some parsley to garnish and you've got yourself a meal.

[Slapper]

crispy motherfuckers what the hell is the matter with you

[Qalbert]

i think the people with the real problems are the 5 people who lied about liking bacon

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I think we need to make a petition for Bacon Doritos so we can halt this insipid crispy sorcery

[Mojo]

I'd say the ideal is a point between pure crispy and pure soggy. Crispy only people don't even know.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Ya, it's called "chewy"

[Kilhart]

Huge argument in sorority house at the last chapter meeting about whether or not crispy or floppy bacon was better.

Meeting Minutes
Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Absent: Sarah, Michelle, Jeanine

I. Mixers
- Mixer with Chi Phi Feb. 12
- Mixer with SAE Feb. 13

II. Treasury
- Currently $2400
- Still waiting for receipts from bake sale

III. Bacon Issue
- Issue brought up of whether bacon is best "crispy" or "floppy"
- Definitely floppy
- Clearly best when crispy
- Jane does not know what the fuck she's talking about
- But obviously Annie would know, she eats bacon 24/7
- Annie had considerable trouble hearing what Jane said and asked her to say it to her face
- Both Jane and Annie need to shut the fuck up
- no u
- E-board vote: crispy 3 floppy 2

[Khamsin]

"Does it turn into bacon bits in your mouth?"

I like that kind of bacon. Not burnt or overdone, just crisp enough to fall apart the moment your teeth touch it.

If I wanted floppy or chewy, I'd eat ham or canadian bacon.

[BadKarma]

Floppy is the way to go. It actually has flavor.

[Qalbert]

there is a fine line between crispy, and burnt. Crispy retains full flavor, and some chewiness, but with a bit of crunch. Burnt is like eating burnt chips.