View Poll Results: Crispy or floppy?

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  • Crispy.

    179 57.56%

  • Floppy.

    112 36.01%

  • I don't like bacon.

    20 6.43%
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  1. 2010-02-03 23:35 #61
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    http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/images/saltpork_300.jpg
  2. 2010-02-03 23:38 #62
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    but for those with distinct tastes, salo is recommended.

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  3. 2010-02-03 23:39 #63
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    too crispy is bad, too floppy is bad. POLL NEEDS CHEWY!
  4. 2010-02-03 23:39 #64
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    burnt to a crisp or fuck off son
  5. 2010-02-03 23:40 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    When I eat bacon on toast with miracle whip, I like it crispy

    When I eat bacon by itself, floppy.

    Shit's situational.

    this is perfect way to eat bacon! toast and Miracle whip

    Chewy 4tw!
  6. 2010-02-03 23:40 #66
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    you americans are like barbarians when it comes to pork.
  7. 2010-02-03 23:43 #67
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    Excuse me, but as Wednesday is Motherfuckin' BLT Night*, the answer is fuckin' crispy.







    *If you don't celebrate BLT Night you are DEAD TO ME. Only way to fly.
  8. 2010-02-03 23:43 #68
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    What the hell is floppy?
  9. 2010-02-03 23:44 #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vobent View Post
    What the hell is floppy?
    If it was in hell it would be burnt, not floppy.


    Or... floppy and burnt? 's hell.
  10. 2010-02-03 23:44 #70
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    i have only 3 points to make, none of which will add anything constructive to your current poll

    1: why is there an option for people not liking bacon? this does not exist, everyone fucking loves bacon

    2: why is there not an option for "between 3 heavenly patties of beef and melted cheese"?

    3: there is no incorrect way to consume said product
  11. 2010-02-03 23:44 #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vobent View Post
    What the hell is floppy?

    Oh honey, you'll find out when you're older.
  12. 2010-02-03 23:52 #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by JigglyJam View Post
    http://www.nibbledish.com/people/mut...th-cream-sauce

    This is very similar to what he makes but instead of pancetta it's bacon, and the picture on this page looks almost exactly like it.
    nice one!
  13. 2010-02-03 23:59 #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klutz View Post
    implying chewy bacon is good
    dead to me
  14. 2010-02-04 00:05 #74
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    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showt...69#post3220069

    "floppy".. you disgust me

    crispy won, but I prefer chewy

    also the tl;dr of the thread amended that crispy does not mean burnt to shit
  15. 2010-02-04 00:08 #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showt...69#post3220069

    "floppy".. you disgust me

    crispy won, but I prefer chewy

    also the tl;dr of the thread amended that crispy does not mean burnt to shit
    i knew we'd been over this before
  16. 2010-02-04 00:12 #76
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    Inbetween, but leaning more floppy.

    Too crispy is dry and scratches the throat, and loses its flavor, IMO. Too floppy and its just a writhing pile of grease.
  17. 2010-02-04 00:14 #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    Inbetween, but leaning more floppy.

    Too crispy is dry and scratches the throat, and loses its flavor, IMO. Too floppy and its just a writhing pile of grease.
    that's the point, floppy is not a choice, floppy is uncooked


    and lol @ whoever called someone an uncultured swine in a bacon topic

    the debate is between chewy and crispy



    this thread is garbage
  18. 2010-02-04 00:15 #78
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    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood...6/1/bacon5.jpg
    ^ This is the correct answer to the poll.
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    anyone use the leftover bacon grease on pans in which other shit is cooked? can be delicious
  20. 2010-02-04 00:16 #80
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    You make the bacon first and then cook the scrambled eggs in the bacon grease. Then you high-five yourself and dip your fucking toast in that shit.
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