CRISPY OR FLOPPY.

[Abandon]

Good sir, the action of feeling the drippy fat squish in between my teeth makes me climax.

sup

[guartz]

seriously guys, here. I wanna help you all.

Go to your local Russian market. Get some salo,(not the cheap shit) black bread, and black caviar. Toast bread, put buttter and caviar, eat with a slice of salo.

YOU WILL THANK ME

[Kilhart]

OP still needs to answer my question about which sorority they're in.

[Ryko]

sup

I bet you claimed like a pro in XI

[Abandon]

you know it

[Abandon]

claiming faffy as scholar, etc

[Khajit]

I see no it is bacon therefore it is always awesome option?.
Oh and real bacon(Canadian) is the best.

[Olo401]

I see no it is bacon therefore it is always awesome option?.
Oh and real bacon(Canadian) is the best.

Ham is pretty good..

[Kyo]

Ham is alright.

[Ketsuri]

Even the bacon blanket is cooked in the oven. Spoilered for long pic. Also crispy.

Spoiler: show

[Kyo]

Can I has a heart attack?

[zoobernut]

That isn't as bad as the bacon explosion. Same idea except you fill the bacon mat with sausage, cheese and more bacon, then you roll it and smother it in cheese and bbq sauce.

Also bacon by itself MUST be crispy, bacon cooked into food can be soft. But bacon in a sandwich or with breakfast is always crispy or its gross.

[Natallon]

crispy please

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Bacon is gross

ban this motherfucker

[Gunitsoldier]

I remember the last time I had crispy bacon a I wanted to vomit. It had no flavor. It was like eating pieces of charred cardboard.

doinitwrong then

[Ksandra]

Crispy always.

And to those 18 people that don't like bacon DIAF

[Klutz]

doinitwrong then

Probably. It was a Sunday morning hangover breakfast cooked by a roomie who always had her meals cooked for her by mommy and daddy, lol.

Idk though, maybe it's just because I like chewy things, like taffy, or beef jerky.

[Moosey]

The answer is obviously near-burnt bacon.

[Effluo]

Crispy ftw! That floppy shit is like chewing on pure fat

[Nyx]

I prefer crispy but not burnt. Also, the third poll choice should have simply been, "I am a communist."