Really, now

[Akanei]

Friend1: How's that lyric go? Can't make a ho into a housewife
Me: Close enough. Can't turn.
Friend2: But you can't spell housewife without ho.
Me: ...Lemme know how that works out, for you.

Pro tip: It's not witty when it makes no damn sense.

Worst part is the guy has those moments every single time our circle hangs out.

[Akanei]

Having a real-life Xaerus is the worst. God dammit.

[Senoska]

Having a real-life Xaerus is the worst. God dammit.

Xaerus is pretty witty sometimes, though..

[QuePsiXI]

Your friend probably hangs out with his bros and tries too hard then goes home on Friday nights and Saturday nights beating off to Lady Gaga.

[QuePsiXI]

Are you all even inviting him to Super Bowl Sunday or is he too annnoying?

[Ryko]

Xaerus is pretty witty sometimes, though..

kill yourself

[Senoska]

Ever thought what it'd be like to have my dick slide in your ass, Ryko?

[Ryko]

Gotta say no.

[Arvin]

:3

[Senoska]

http://www.senotaru.com/uploads/images/lolryko.png

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Ever thought what it'd be like to have my dick slide in your ass, Ryko?

I fantasize this precise scenario every time I walk into a Build-A-Bear

[Cheerios]

magma dragoon is weak sauce

[Arvin]

ryko :3

[Akanei]

magma dragoon is weak sauce

You missed that bus by about a month.

[Cheerios]

true bussin'