Howie

[#686578]

I guess that's about it except to tell you that I love you! I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd take you to the dark side of Jupiter's moons! We'll get there by ULTRA SALAMI! It's just like normal salami but it travels through space! Normal salami is no fun to travel through space in. When we get there we can do covers of Will Smith's classic Fresh Prince pop tunes, but with more ham! We can perform BAM! Shake the Ham! Also we can do the Fresh Prince of Ham Air theme tune:

In West Philadelphia born and raised
In the larder is where i spent most of my days
Till i got sliced in to slices and eaten for tea
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

It's a particularly appropriate place to do it because Jupiter's moons are massive pulsating balls of ham, floating through the void. Using their hammy brains they seek to hybridise with us humans, to form a new race, a race they shall call..... HAMANITY!

Anyway I'd totally do that for you because I love you that hard! I totally would if I had any ULTRA SALAMI anyway. Unfortunately I seem to have just run out of ULTRA SALAMI though, so we won't be able to do it just now. I've got some hyper salami, but that's no good for travelling through space. No good at all. Only a moron would try flying to the Ham Moons Of Jupiter in Hyper Salami. You want ULTRA SALAMI for that. Everyone knows that.

Mwah! Mwah! Extrasuperduperhugs and big sloppy kisses!

[Qalbert]

gdi now i want ham

[Mertron]

its true

this man has no dick

[Shiroikage]

lol

[Mertron]

well thats what i heard!

[Shiroikage]

do you mean numbers or howie?

[Mertron]

people need to go back to the classics

[Mertron]

[Mertron]

also i wasnt referring to anyone, that just popped in my head for some reason

i am strange

and have been drinking

[Howard Roark]

I accept

[Shojin]

gdi now i want ham

oh I'll give you some ham alright

[Shojin]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2rdvihv.gif

[Shojin]

how has tinypic not banned that yet

[Shiroikage]

they're losing their touch