Problem

[Ryko]

When I sit down for large periods of time, I get a boner that doesnt go away until I walk around for about 10 minutes. This makes for really uncomfortable road trips/loitering, which is pretty much all I do nowadays.

[Qalbert]

fap 'round the clock

[Ryko]

I'm worried that consistent pressure on my tailbone is triggering boners for some reason, which is all sorts of concerning.

[LinktheDeme]

I get boners when I have to take a piss and hold it in

[Ryko]

Piss boners are normal.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

boners lol

[Ryko]

This is a serious issue, sir.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I got 99 problems but uncomfortable boners ain't one

[Ryko]

It honestly feels like i'm still in high school, falling asleep at my desk and waking up with this really awkward situation. Except back then my dick was small, which made me all sorts of uncomfortable in other ways.

My puberty has been all sorts of staggered <_< I grew 3 inches between 18 and 19 and only recently grew facial hair.

[Tajin]

Drink more water you'd have to stand up and go piss more often.

[Ryko]

Which doesnt help on the road trip thing.

[Tajin]

On the contrary, you get to be raped by shady gas station attendants more often.

[Colenzo]

Just go with it man, when people give you weird looks, get a real mad look on your face, nobody will say shit.

[Tajin]

Another solution is to go on trips with a whore by your side, nothing like a 300 miles blowjob.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

On the contrary, you get to rape lady gas station attendants more often.

fixeded

[LinktheDeme]

I diagnose this problem to the fact that sitting down gives anal stimulation and the reason why you are having a boner is because you were deprived as a child when you were going through your Freudian anal stage. So as a result, you must admit you like taking it up the ass and finally do it.

[Ryko]

Wow it's not like I pre-empted that or anything.