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  1. 2010-02-09 07:32 #1
    Ryko
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    Fuck hot drinks

    I dont buy a drink to sit there for an hour waiting for it to cool, only to then have to gulp it down before it gets cold.
  2. 2010-02-09 07:55 #2
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    Mother fucker I bought you 46 minutes ago why am I only drinking you now?
  3. 2010-02-09 07:57 #3
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    Is this in any way analogous to fucking hot snatches?
  4. 2010-02-09 08:08 #4
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    my gf orders tea with ice cubes in it

    and you know what?


    THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE HER STINK EYE LIKE WHAT SHE'S DOING IS NOT SOMEHOW GENIUS
  5. 2010-02-09 08:08 #5
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    yes, please sign me up for a guaranteed wait
  6. 2010-02-09 08:09 #6
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    or, in this lovely capitalist society where I have the freedom to buy any available product with my limited funds, I COULD ENJOY IT NOW AS I WANT TO
  7. 2010-02-09 08:09 #7
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    dumb fucks, fight the good fight ryko
  8. 2010-02-09 08:10 #8
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    Your woman is so smart I think I want her for myself.
  9. 2010-02-09 08:13 #9
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    she also orders Diet Coke no ice, so she gets more for her money

    I picked up the habit, weather depending (sometimes I likes me dat ice) and man do I ever feel dumb ordering iced tea no ice

    SO YOU WANT TEA?! HAR HAR

    ...
  10. 2010-02-09 08:14 #10
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    I do that all the time, the no ice thing. Fuck that shit, I ordered a drink and that shit starts out cold.
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    just drink it hot and stop being a pussy
  12. 2010-02-09 08:35 #12
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    There is no reason for any drink I buy to last 90 minutes, fuck this shit.
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    tags summarize my hot drink experience. *Drinks* Fuck! Hot!
  14. 2010-02-09 09:32 #14
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    the burning punishment of impatience
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    was that a colenzo joke
  16. 2010-02-09 10:24 #16
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    I do the no ice thing too, motherfuckers toss a shitload of ice and no liquid.

    also ITT: Niggaz cant take the heat.
  17. 2010-02-09 10:44 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    was that a colenzo joke
    there were no jokes
  18. 2010-02-09 11:36 #18
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    If I feel like shredding my intestines because I need some coffee to stay awake, I usually just drink it while it's burning my mouth.
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    order a coffee and put some ice cream in it
  20. 2010-02-09 14:40 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    there were no jokes
    its ok dude, i still remember the bagel song, respect.
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