What works for you when trying to score?

[Mizango]

ilu, lol

That made me burst out laughing at work. Gotta give props for that one lol.

[Mizango]

what was that about truth? nigga, you are married, I know you don't get any

Then again, "normal" sex is drab and boring to me, so you never know.

[Neoscrilla]

That made me burst out laughing at work. Gotta give props for that one lol.

lol, I am at work too, and this thread has been cracking me up too!

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

I tell the truth. Eye contact and a few smiles go a long way when they won't shut the fuck up. Little does she know the next step of our convo will render her speechless.

[Abandon]

Is that when you knock her cold with your bear paws and drag her home?

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Hahah, I was thinking "My cock, her mouth," but that is an equally plausible scenario.

[Linliel]

lmao @ this page

[Linliel]

for me what works in a guy is charm, confidence and intelligent conversation. Also helps if you take a bit of care in your appearance (doesn't need to be super metrosexual or anything but classy clothes/decent hair cut always helps). But seriously for me if you have the first three you'll get a long way ;P

but then I also have this weird thing where if you don't smell right* it's not gonna be on, so yeah ymmv.




* I suspect it's particular pheromones, I read a study where apparently ladies generally pick men who have pheromones that identify a complementary immune system, so that when you have kidlets they have a reasonable shot at being good at fighting off illness. Mind you this was in New Scientist so it might be total bollocks but it's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

[Genosync]

truth

[Tajin]

* I suspect it's particular pheromones, I read a study where apparently ladies generally pick men who have pheromones that identify a complementary immune system, so that when you have kidlets they have a reasonable shot at being good at fighting off illness. Mind you this was in New Scientist so it might be total bollocks but it's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Yes and no, or at least this show about sexuality was talking about this, but it was something about the immune system and not pheromones.

[Tajin]

Also, despite the posts, seems a mix of truth and lies wins the poll.

[Linliel]

I think the pheromones are supposed to show what sort of immune system you have or something though?

[Colenzo]

Hold them down and put your dick in them, resistance is futile.

[Tajin]

To be honest I wasnt really paying attention, all the person said is that pheromones had nothing to do with it, but it was something about compatible immune systems yes.

[Senoska]

Tell em' my dick is 8.5-9 inches and when they don't believe me, whip it out on the spot regardless of where I am.

[Tajin]

Aren't you living in japan atm?

If so cue that South Park chapter.

[Mizango]

Tell em' my dick is 8.5-9 inches and when they don't believe me, whip it out on the spot regardless of where I am.

This also works. I have done this a few times when out drinking or the second a convo starts taking on dirty overtones.

[Tankjr]

Ambien CR in her strained peas.

[Blarg]

I like to talk a lot of game and then when it's time to back it up I pathetically make excuses and unsuccessfully try to change topics until they just end up walking away. After that I go home and play some WoW and pretend I actually did the things I was bragging about.

I'm not quite sure how to connect that last part to actually scoring but I'm sure there is a way.

[Tajin]

You walk up and play WoW on their homes while they scream thru the socks for help.