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  1. 2010-02-10 18:43 #21
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    I would prefer not to.
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    hay wait a second
  2. 2010-02-10 18:47 #22
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    PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?


    MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

    PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.

    MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that."
    this is relevant
  3. 2010-02-10 18:51 #23
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    I'm trying to understand what he's talking about when he says his dick is a white supremacist.

    That could mean many things.
  4. 2010-02-10 18:58 #24
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    his dick loves the white women
  5. 2010-02-10 19:01 #25
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    White supremacists back in the day were fond of raping black women too though
  6. 2010-02-10 21:13 #26
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    10/10. Perfect commercial.
  7. 2010-02-11 01:21 #27
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    That is a damn sexy man. :O~
  8. 2010-02-11 08:26 #28
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    ok I'm jealous
  9. 2010-02-11 08:27 #29
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    Can I borrow him just to say "Hello" in that sexy way to me? :D
  10. 2010-02-11 10:09 #30
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    of course! it's not like he's a man-whore or anything
  11. 2010-02-11 10:49 #31
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    Fuck that, yall bitches need to be fighting over me.
  12. 2010-02-11 10:50 #32
    Linliel
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    do you sound sexy like that miz?
  13. 2010-02-11 10:50 #33
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    Round one. FIGHT!
  14. 2010-02-11 10:50 #34
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    video of you doing that ad or it doesn't exist
  15. 2010-02-11 10:50 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    do you sound sexy like that miz?
    Like what? I refuse to listen to another niggas voice and think to myself "Does that nigga sound sexy or not?"

    Those are the breaks, love.
  16. 2010-02-11 10:52 #36
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    well, let me be the judge then ;D
  17. 2010-02-11 10:52 #37
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    Just a voice clip saying "Hello, ladies" would do ;D
  18. 2010-02-11 10:53 #38
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    Done and doubly done. My southern draw will have u droppin dem drawz fa sho.
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    Yes please!
  20. 2010-02-11 10:56 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    Just a voice clip saying "Hello, ladies" would do ;D

    Ill do my best black Val Venus voice. I can make your bed rock though.
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