Sex Handcuffs - Need Help

[vagus]

Klutz is a guy btw.


Wwwwwwwwwww.................... Aren't there pink fuzzy ones?

[SephYuyX]

Please; your fat ass would be lucky to have 5.

1.5 inches, and id make you beg for my dick.

[Klutz]

OH GOD YES!! *inserts my 10 inch piece of gorgonzola in to your warm and tight cheese grater*

Damn this cheese is huge!

*Pulls it out and spills it over a freshly made brick oven pizza"

Order up, you sexy babe you.

(Don't even really know how this works, just go with it.)

[TheTaru]

I'm going to JMU tomorrow, I'll get some handcuffs for you Klutz

[Antithesis]

1.5 inches, and id make you beg for my dick.

I've seen like all the bear porn imaginable in the world. I have never seen any one of those guys with a dick bigger than six inches.

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Oh, I would kindly beg for it, don't worry.

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In addition the part where I get raped.

[Eanae]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, ***.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

[Antithesis]

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Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, ***.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

Kind of out of context Eanae

( But still good for a read. )

[Eanae]

Someone asked for it

while people are here, i don't really want to make another thread. Anyone have the real nigga/tough nigga quote about playing with girlfriends tits in the club n shiet?

[SephYuyX]

Damn this cheese is huge!

*Pulls it out and spills it over a freshly made brick oven pizza"

Order up, you sexy babe you.

(Don't even really know how this works, just go with it.)

omg it tastes so good!! *eats one half while pleasuring you with the other*

[vagus]

stop distracting yourself from class Klutz, and get back to school work and your boy toy Ovi.

[Tyche]

Robe/Wizard hat.

[Penthesilea]

You don't need cuffs to have some light bondage fun. Most of the fun comes from not knowing what is going to happen, so blindfold, and light restraints to get started will work wonders.

Ties, scarfs, soft rope. Part of the appeal is not being in control, but trusting your partner, which if this is your first time trying, handcuffs do not offer what you need.

[archibaldcrane]

Velcro straps that tie to bedposts are much more useful in my opinion. If you're cuffed behind your back, you don't want to lay on your hands, and cuffed in front still gives you too much freedom.

But like others are saying, you don't want metal handcuffs - there are other types of cuffs that will get the job done with the same amount of restraint but no biting metal pain.

[Absolutely Virtue]

Klutz are you the dude who threw the hotdog on the court at the basketball game against Mason? You are, aren't you.

[The_OG_Nelta]

THANK YOU EANAE!

[Eticket]

If it's something you're pursuing on a long term or regular basis then you may want to look into this. NWS obviously.

[Purrrfect]

/mental note - make trips up to JMU.

[Melena]

www.sub-shop.com Got a lot of my gear from there. If your new to bondage though, i wouldn't recommend metal cuffs if your inexperienced. If they are too tight you can suffer nerve damage. Even with the lining it can cut in.

[Titanss]

Klutz is supposed to be in a sorority and she is asking bg where to get handcuffs? give me a fucking break.. walk down the fucking hall and ask a ho

[Demosthenes11]

lol @ calling handcuffs a fetish