"Everything seems to be fine"

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 17:58

"We can write you a script for a painkiller if you want but it doesnt seem like you should need it"

AMAZING, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, I'M GONNA LIMP THE FUCK OUT NOW.

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 17:59

god speed

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 17:59

shoulda got that prescription

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 18:02

I really don't like taking shit if there might be a decent chance I don't need it. It's not a consistent pain so I can just avoid the situation where it feels like my leg is being ripped off.

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 18:04

what the fuck did you do ?

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 18:06

As far as I can tell, absofuckinglutely nothing. But now I cant get up from a sitting or laying position without falling right the fuck back over. Leg feels fine if not a little tight otherwise but if I stand on it or attempt to transition from standing to not standing or vice versa it's like my right inner thigh is being stripped off the bone.

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 18:15

did they xray it and do blood tests or what?

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 18:18

Yeah I ended up getting a full physical and a few other tests since I havent been to a doctor in about 18 months.

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:19

in that case, at least you got your balls touched today

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 18:23

By someone else*

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:24

yeah, that's a silver lining in my book

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:24

Did that just start out of nowhere when you stood up one day or what?

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:24

The leg pain, not someone else touching your balls.

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 18:24

I had a male doctor touch my balls when I was a kid :/ that shit is just the most awkward shit ever

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:25

Originally Posted by Colenzo

I had a male doctor touch my balls when I was a kid :/ that shit is just the most awkward shit ever

tbh it's even more awkward with a female doctor, because you're going to get a boner for sure

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:25

unless YOU GAY

**Ryko** · 2010-02-12 18:27

Originally Posted by Callisto

Did that just start out of nowhere when you stood up one day or what?

It started when walking 3 days ago, my hip twisted slightly inward and I had to keep myself from falling over. I ignored it and went to go play tackle football in the snow, didn't sustain any pain from doing that though. When I went to a mcdonalds to sit down, I attempted to stand up 4 hours later and it just wasn't happening, 17 hours after that the manager helped me up.

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 18:27

Originally Posted by Callisto

tbh it's even more awkward with a female doctor, because you're going to get a boner for sure

well, I didnt know why he was doing it, nobody explained to me why

**Colenzo** · 2010-02-12 18:28

so I felt like I was basically raped

**Callisto** · 2010-02-12 18:31

Originally Posted by Colenzo

well, I didnt know why he was doing it, nobody explained to me why

ohhhh yeah, that sucks lol. I had to get the physicals for football as a kid but I got the lowdown as to what was going to happen first.

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