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  1. 2010-02-15 00:04 #1
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    man

    so I had a few glasses of wine with dinner and ate a retarded amount of food and had some expresso so I'm kinda out of it but really hyper, so I go to go pee and I kinda forget what I'm doing like right before I start and I just sit there for like 30 seconds and next thing I know I look up in the mirror and I'm just sitting there holding my dick but not doing anything with it and I'm like, dude, what the fuck was I doing with my penis here because I'm pretty sure I was about to fap but fuck I don't have time to think about all this, I really gotta piss so I did that instead
  2. 2010-02-15 00:05 #2
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  3. 2010-02-15 00:05 #3
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    What kind of wine was that?
  4. 2010-02-15 00:07 #4
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    so I had a few glasses of wine with dinner and ate a retarded amount of food and had some expresso so I'm kinda out of it but really hyper, so I go to go pee and I kinda forget what I'm doing like right before I start and I just sit there for like 30 seconds and next thing I know I look up in the mirror and I'm just sitting there holding my dick but not doing anything with it and I'm like, dude, what the fuck was I doing with my penis here because I'm pretty sure I was about to fap but fuck I don't have time to think about all this, I really gotta piss so I did that instead and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
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    I'm in the same boat, had a full filet mignon bunch o' beer bunch o' wine, then some coffee at the end.


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  5. 2010-02-15 00:08 #5
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    was from this restaurant/winery down the street, http://www.coopershawkwinery.com/

    I had their house red, it's a blend of a few of their different reds, a cabernet, a merlot, and some other shit I don't know anything about, it was pretty decent, their cabernet was way too fucking dry for me, this was a nice in between
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    was from this restaurant/winery down the street, http://www.coopershawkwinery.com/

    I had their house red, it's a blend of a few of their different reds, a cabernet, a merlot, and some other shit I don't know anything about, it was pretty decent, their cabernet was way too fucking dry for me, this was a nice in between
    Callisto I think you're me, since we seemed to have the same day.

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  7. 2010-02-15 00:09 #7
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    g/f bought me Big Trouble In Little China on DVD as a VDay gift so we're gonna watch that, best day ever
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    also we had really good Thai food for lunch, if you did too we're gettin' busy
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    I bought a headset for dru for mag3, and we didn't have thai today. BUT WE ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING TWINS
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    fuck I just realized I woke up at 5:30am too idk what I'm even still doing up
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    oh right the expresso, that shit was ballin
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    me after the winespresso

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    man I look tired
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