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    What?

    http://www.life.com/image/2668080/in...umb-inventions

    http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...lery30Pict.jpg

    Why the hell aren't these things installed on every goddamned xzibit car?

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    The rim <-> rubber distance is too close for the lamps.

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    Excuses. We've got 50 years of technological advances, someone must be able to solve implementation for dubs.

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    A strip of LEDs might work

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    There any strong enough to illuminate from inside the tire? I'll admit advances in LED in areas other than efficiency/spectrum are not something I'm up on.

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    Probably good enough to bee seen from a couple feet from the car haha.

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    Just make the rubber for tires clear. Jesus you guys think inside a tiny box.

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    or just make the rubber glow in the dark?!?!?!

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    fucking even that too.

    it's always obvious who tokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Just make the rubber for tires clear. Jesus you guys think inside a tiny box.

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    If you make it clear, you'll just see the lights. For glowieness you need some opacity.

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    I can carry a phone, gps, calculator, and internet in my fucking pocket and they haven't figured out how to change the colors of tires yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    fucking even that too.

    it's always obvious who tokes.
    always. you ever read the constitution dude? that shit is ridiculous. somebody needs to rewrite that shit in english, not in oldfuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I can carry a phone, gps, calculator, and internet in my fucking pocket and they haven't figured out how to change the colors of tires yet?
    This, to a degree. I mean, consider these achievements.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History..._and_the_canal
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_...Berlin_Airlift
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_trade_center
    Yamasaki's design for the World Trade Center, unveiled to the public on January 18, 1964
    ...
    The ribbon cutting ceremony was on April 4, 1973
    Nine years, and done.

    Today?
    The block is still vacant, New Orleans still hasn't been reconstructed. I mean, FUCK.

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    Man if I could invent like neon colored tires do you know how fucking rich I would be? Well eventually... once the customers couldn't make their payments and I end up getting my shit from the bank or however that works.

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    just throw some food coloring on that shit and call it a day

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    i mean really now, how long have bouncy balls been all kinds of cool looking shit?

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    btw my life dream is to take a large bucket of bouncy balls to like 3rd-4th level in some huge mall and dump them all in the middle.

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    i want to do that now. but id have to be as blown as possible or it wouldnt be as awesome. how would you get them in unnoticed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    btw my life dream is to take a large bucket of bouncy balls to like 3rd-4th level in some huge mall and dump them all in the middle.
    Best I can do for ya man

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