Random Fail VI: Countdown to banning Pchan

[noodles355]

Genyre don't troll, you know full well there are times when it will beat Turban. (under 73% haste if acc is under 91.5% ignoring the 1fStr)

[Genrye]

Genyre don't troll, you know full well there are times when it will beat Turban. (under 73% haste if acc is under 91.5% ignoring the 1fStr)

Woah

Woah
Woah.

Back the fuck up.

i dont even bust out my rajas ring unless i have 2 marches and a haste.

And only noobs dont cap acc without aces.

Spoiler: show

Fuck trees i climb buoys mother fucker

[Despain]

Yeah its nice getting 5~6m per ace's helm. Don't hate.

[Kipling]

Voting Genrye for "Worst Troll Ever."

[Ohaigaiz]

Voting Genrye for "stupid fuck who has something to say about every little thing"

initiate poll

[Genrye]

I'm a little Q_Qwhale

Oh you.

[noodles355]

Ace's Helm + Wyrm Mail +1 + No 6-hit is pro man

[Nightfyre]

Ace's Helm + Wyrm Mail +1 + No 6-hit is pro man

Woosh? Ace's is addressed in comments and he's got a 6-hit as long as 3 hits of Drakesbane land. He's got a WTath, I'd assume he uses it for the rare times that doesn't happen.

[noodles355]

Not even a gimp 6hit, sorry. Sword strap gives effecitve delay of 477, for 12.85 = 12.8TP, needing 29STP for 3hit drakesbane 6hit. Even adding white tathlum does not give gimp 6hit.

Also Ace's+Blitz is dumb unless you're only 7acc under cap. Uncapped: Ace's+Toredor, Capped or zerg: Turban+Blitz. Not Ace's+Blitz.

Edit: Looks like he changed Sword Strap to Pole Strap, which gives him a gimp 6hit. Still no mention of White Tathlum, and Ace's+Blitz is still stupid.

[Nightfyre]

Also Ace's+Blitz is dumb unless you're only 7acc under cap. Uncapped: Ace's+Toredor, Capped or zerg: Turban+Blitz. Not Ace's+Blitz.

Nowai.

[Genrye]

Not even a gimp 6hit, sorry. Sword strap gives effecitve delay of 477, for 12.85 = 12.8TP, needing 29STP for 3hit drakesbane 6hit. Even adding white tathlum does not give gimp 6hit.

Also Ace's+Blitz is dumb unless you're only 7acc under cap. Uncapped: Ace's+Toredor, Capped or zerg: Turban+Blitz. Not Ace's+Blitz.

Edit: Looks like he changed Sword Strap to Pole Strap, which gives him a gimp 6hit. Still no mention of White Tathlum, and Ace's+Blitz is still stupid.

Wake up to this hurduring and wat do?

I havent messed with my ah sets in a while.

/sam fork/polegrip/wyrm+1 You 6 hit
/sam fork/swordstrap/chiv chain/white tathlum you 6 hit
But i only do that in einherjar.

Sup?

And just for you brb updating all my gear sets for less Q_Qwhales

[noodles355]

/sam fork/swordstrap/chiv chain/white tathlum you 6 hit

Explain.
98/6=16.4TP/hit.
Sword Strap makes Vork delay 477 = 12.8TP/hit. 16.4/12.8= 28.1=29STP needed for 3hit Drakesbane 6hit.

/Sam + Rajas + Vork + Tathlum + Brutal = 26STP.

[Genrye]

Explain.
98/6=16.4TP/hit.
Sword Strap makes Vork delay 477 = 12.8TP/hit. 16.4/12.8= 28.1=29STP needed for 3hit Drakesbane 6hit.

/Sam + Rajas + Vork + Tathlum + Brutal = 26STP.

/sam rajas vork brutal chiv tath - 16.2/swing

16.2 * 5 = 81
4/4 drakes= 19

Sup.

[HKR]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8573/nailzfail.png

[noodles355]

/sam rajas vork brutal chiv tath - 16.2/swing

16.2 * 5 = 81
4/4 drakes= 19

Sup.

Working off a 4/4 hit Drakesbane is stupid (Capped acc is still only 81% chance of landing all 4 hits) and what happens when you hit 3hits or under? You completely lose your 6hit.


Unless you're using something like Aurum, Sword strap is wank. 65/35 split, boost of 3% to WS frequency = 1.95% boost. Pole grip is only 0.05% behind it and means you don't have to rely on 4/4 drakes (which will only happen 80%~ of the time).

Edit: Was gonna comment on how your set uses Love, not Chiv, but you changed that too

Guess I must be right concidering you keep updating your sets (I see you removed the Ace's+Blitz).

Maybe soon your sig will be accurate when it says best geared drg in the game.

Although it probably wont.

[Genrye]

You don't use Chiv, you use Love Torque.

Hurrr durr
http://www.ffxiah.com/item_sets.php?id=145959

HURRRR DURRR
http://www.ffxiah.com/item_sets.php?id=136604

Working off a 4/4 hit Drakesbane is stupid (Capped acc is still only 81% chance of landing all 4 hits)

Dont miss, u mad.

Let me help.
http://img.moronail.net/img/5/6/1156.jpg

[noodles355]

What's it like having to resort to old memes and cat pictures, the BG equivlent of "NAH NAH NAH CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!" when you're beat?

[Darkdoom]

After a terrible few days of computer crashes and a failure of dynamis - tavnazia causing my blm to lose fucktons of buffer, trying to exp today because there's a manaburn at puddings and the first wamoura camp was full, I end up hitting this shit.

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/...0979532040.png



What're the fucking odds.

[isladar]

Comic sans.

[Indalecia]

Comic sans: you deserved it