Random Fail VI: Countdown to banning Pchan

[Chen]

5 DD meripo? you land yourself in it sometimes

[StevenW]

5 DDs?

DRG/WHM DRG/WHM DRG/BLU SAM/WAR SAM/WAR BRD/NIN

Wasn't too bad actually, 26k/hr.

In reply to following unnecessary post:

ok stephen i'm sure it was

Does it really fucking matter? We got together, killed shit, got some quick fun exp, and left happy.

according to parse you didn't even kill 26k's worth or birds

looks roughly 315k dmg, / 4k bird hp (ignoring any over dmg) 78 birds, 200exp~ a bird looks like 16k exp

EXPwatch said 26k/hr you think I actually sit and count it out myself?

Quit bitching because you had a shitty day... You don't benefit from it.

[Chen]

ok stephen i'm sure it was

according to parse you didn't even kill 26k's worth of birds

looks roughly 315k dmg, / 4k bird hp (ignoring any over dmg) 78 birds, 200exp~ a bird looks like 16k exp

[Chen]

ok, so you where definately wrong if you used expwatch after such a short party

it's 10.35AM, i'm still in bed messing about on laptop, proving a retard wrong
no uni today, going out in 8hrs for mates 20th birthday hardly a shitty day eh?

you're the retard lieing about exp, sound pretty mad imo

[Massimo]

DRG/WHM DRG/WHM DRG/BLU SAM/WAR SAM/WAR BRD/NIN

Wasn't too bad actually, 26k/hr.

Well, fair enough. I'm sure no one has to tell you it's not a perfect setup or anything (you know, like Chen is trying to).

Also, Expwatch is broken afaik, and is showing much higher EXP/HR than it should be.

[StevenW]

ok, so you where definately wrong if you used expwatch after such a short party

it's 10.35AM, i'm still in bed messing about on laptop, proving a retard wrong
no uni today, going out in 8hrs for mates 20th birthday hardly a shitty day eh?

you're the retard lieing about exp, sound pretty mad imo

No just tired, honestly I just stayed up 4 hours later than I wanted to so I could finish ToAU -.-

and I know the party ain't perfect or practical, but got some exp and it was neat to try out, didn't have a single RDM bitching about me being a MP sponge when third eye isn't so lucky.

[Genrye]

it's 10.35AM, i'm still in bed messing about on laptop, proving a retard wrong
no uni today, going out in 8hrs for mates 20th birthday hardly a shitty day eh?

Spoiler: show

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

[Dooom]

That's awesome, Firedemon.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5285/tabszp.jpg

Capped FoV tabs. Go me.

[Draylo]

Wow... lol didn't know there was a cap. I only have like 100 I never do those.

[Cleverness]

How the hell does anyone cap FoV tabs. I try not to use the buffs often but the Repatriation cost always gets me in the end <_<.

[Draylo]

Ya that's what I use mine for as well. Teleport and the warp is right there

[Baelorn]

That's awesome, Firedemon.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5285/tabszp.jpg

Capped FoV tabs. Go me.

Should do more augments to post more fail.

[Thorny]

fail#1: shell with no less than 17 people staring at an unclaimed KV
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8...5westernal.jpg

fail#2: not realizing my mule had 14 shihei and no bags
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/442...3portwindu.jpg

[Aurara]

welcome to the club :D

[drewbixcube]

idk what is worse, the fact that I'm trying to upgrade max damage magian hammer or the fact that my dune widow took 7 fucking hours to pop last night ;(

[deiopea]

idk what is worse, the fact that I'm trying to upgrade max damage magian hammer or the fact that my dune widow took 7 fucking hours to pop last night ;(

So glad my Magian staff quest didn't involve NMs...
Also: THIEF KILL!
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t...413_101901.png

[Karbuncle]

Clearly your THF wasn't wearing enough CHR Gear to make TH Stick

[Draylo]

Really dreading trying to go after a OAT weapon... looks painful lol.

[Klutz]

Wasn't sure where the hell I should post this one, but I figured it was more fail than funny. I was about to log outside of Norg to finish requesting SAM AF when an LS member said someone was shouting for someone who has made a Haubergeon+1 before.

The tells:

Spoiler: show

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...aft_before.jpg

The party chat:

Spoiler: show

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...raft_after.jpg

Rofl, oh my god. I can't stop laughing. This is one of the funniest reads in a long time. A+ would read again.

[StevenW]

Foreshadowing -.-

http://i42.tinypic.com/141nqmc.jpg