Post Your Augmented Items V: Might As Well Be Random Fail

[Toxictaru]

I'm on cerb, you gonna give me 20M?

[NervosaEternal]

This. I don't care if you gave it to him or he bought it. It's still the same end result. Terribad players getting shit they don't deserve. At all. Like Nervosa said, buying gil isn't a big deal, but when he was accused of it he freaks out and tries to throw shit at everyone else. You're telling us to grow up? Tell his immature ass to grow up and get some nuts so he can man up instead of cry like a baby.

If he wants to make a fuss and blow up on ppl for retarded shit dont stoop to his lvl and let him yell at a wall on his own, no point in throwing gasoline into a fire!

If hes bitching about being questioned about buying gil and hes exploding fuck him lmao, hes obviously ashamed he had to spend his allowance money on some gearz.

w/e lmao

[Dontkare]

I'm on cerb, you gonna give me 20M?

Fuck I'd transfer to cerb if someone would give me 20m haha

[NervosaEternal]

Is there a line for the 20mil or is this a one time deal?! gimme

[Tricen]

I can't believe you guys are seriously arguing with stephano. That's just sad

[Dontkare]

If he wants to make a fuss and blow up on ppl for retarded shit dont stoop to his lvl and let him yell at a wall on his own, no point in throwing gasoline into a fire!

If hes bitching about being questioned about buying gil and hes exploding fuck him lmao, hes obviously ashamed he had to spend his allowance money on some gearz.

w/e lmao

YOU CAN NOT COUNTER ME WITH LOGIC IT DOESN'T WORK

[Arximiro]

Steph reminds me of when I was new, I was a pretty whiny douchebag too. Back in 2004-2005. I came out of it though for the most part, all it took was being in a good ls and having friends that treated me well.

Bitching at someone and calling them names isn't going to stop it, what they need is a friend. I've had plenty of friends over the years quit and give me a bunch of their shit, as I'm sure anyone who has been playing since 2003 has. Not to mention I've got 2 speed belts from the KS99. So honestly I haven't worked all that hard for my gil.

Steph has seriously tried making gil, doing the fail ass shit in this game you're expected to do without an Endgame ls. Enm, BCNM, KS30, ISNM, etc. While I just coast along buying shit and selling it for a profit over and again. Anyways enough about my feelings, it was just nice to help someone out who seriously tries hard at this game.

Inb4pictures of Hallmark Cards with similar sentiments. No one Cares

[Kamil]

You should have gave him one of those Speed Belts so he wouldn't be using a Headlong Belt right now.

[BerenTebogo]

Is there a line for the 20mil or is this a one time deal?! gimme

Yeah, you just gotta wait for him to buy good gear then sell it for a RIDICULOUSLY huge loss maybe 5 or 6 times, giving himself a net loss of 10-12 million.

Then, when he is back to the exact same gear he had before throwing away 10-12 million in order to take pictures of himself wearing the gear for BG and then immediately putting the gear up in bazaar in Rolanberry while shouting 24/7 you must quickly start being a whiny bag of cunnilingus all over BG.

Once you do this he'll have you transfer to Cerberus and give you 20mil (now down 30-32mil) because he will have realized that there is no amount of gil, nor dumb luck, in all of FFXI that would make him competent enough to outparse even Stephano on mobs that aren't weak to polearm.

Having given up his dream of ever having a single iota of playskill greater than that of a soap dish he will fervently defend you to the death on BG in hopes that through your success he will lift himself up, by the nutsack, out of the bowels of his own failure.

This Bud's for you, Arx.

[Dontkare]

I love you Sath.

[Omnipotent]

Look, I was the one who had Stephano come to Cerberus because it's not a server full of douchebags. I'm also the one who gave him his gil. Let me type that again, I gave him his gil, 20m to be exact.

Why you ask? Why would I give the BG punching bag so much gil, it's because he's not that bad of a guy, and after all the shit you guys have put him through I wanted to see him happy. Also 20m isn't really that big of deal to me, not to mention I hardly play at all anymore.

Now I'd appreciate it if you all would crawl back into your holes now and stfu, you lose.

I had alot of respect for you, and thought you were a pretty smart guy. Giving Stephano gil is the stupidest thing you could have ever done with your gil. There are far more deserving people in this game if you feel you need to help the "needy". Stephano started out on BG as a kid who everyone sort of wished they could be a again because of how much fun he found the game to be and got so teary eyed over such simple accomplishments, something most of us long-time players long to feel again. Now Stephano has proven himself to be an egotistical, immature brat who get's off by getting pummeled by an online community.

tl:dr: Stephano doesn't deserve any charity.

[D44kpunk]

ITT: BG is mad that they were wrong about someone buying gil and also jealous at the same time that someone didn't give them 20m

i love this forum sometimes, the aura of "butthurtness" that comes off of some of you is fucking fantastic

[Dooom]

Arx: I can dig that, and I think it's pretty cool of you to do so. While neither of you are all that popular here, I can understand completely why you might empathise with the guy, and want to help him out. So yeah, if you gave him the money, then good on you for helping someone out, even if it just makes people on here QQ and RAGE.

edit - fuck me I feel dirty for saying it, but Daak is right.

[Omnipotent]

ITT: BG is mad that they were wrong about someone buying gil and also jealous at the same time that someone didn't give them 20m

i love this forum sometimes, the aura of "butthurtness" that comes off of some of you is fucking fantastic

Couldn't be more wrong.

[noodles355]

No one likes me on BG either but I don't get multi-mil handouts QQ

[Aurara]

I wish i got 20m handed to me sometimes

[NervosaEternal]

lolz

[Toxictaru]

I'm not butthurt, I just wanna know if we're going to get some 20M payouts any time soon. I'll be in Dynamis for the night though.

[Stromgarde]

The thread title keeps getting more and more apropos as time passes.

[Arximiro]

I know Sath, I'm about as good as a "soap dish", you caught me. Who knows why I've been invited to the best Lses on the server though and currently am in the best one. Also confusing is why I am always getting tells from people wanting to parse against me to see if they can beat me.

I might as well quit, my life is over after your well thought out insult. You are the man, also grats on finally getting those oh so elusive and expensive Dusk Feet +1. You are unstoppable now champ.