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    Peeing

    when the urinal has ice cubes is fun

    http://www.itssotrue.com/wp-content/...04/urinal2.jpg

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    Check the thread icon.

    Probably a fucking whoooooooooooooooooooosh anyways.

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    I was just going to comment on that Pikaman

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    There's an entire chapter on this in the man handbook Ivve. You'd never understand.

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    Someone was peeing while drinking a cocktail on the rocks, lost balance, dropped ice on his cox. Kept peeing on it like a pro.

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    Not a whoosh, hearing the ice melting is idk relaxing or some shit.

    Plus you get to aim!

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    it's like shooting a gun... sure it's great to just let them go, but shooting at targets is superior

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    Have to agree... still, get the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    do you really need some kind of visual target to avoid pissing all over the place or what?
    Not at all its just a man thing I guess.

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    gay

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    Pretty much.

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    the only solution is to grow a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    do you really need some kind of visual target to avoid pissing all over the place or what?
    If all you do is put a black dot in a urinal or toilet bowl with a permanent marker, there will be less piss on the floor than if you had not. Visual targets do help a lot of people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post
    If all you do is put a black dot in a urinal or toilet bowl with a permanent marker, there will be less piss on the floor than if you had not. Visual targets do help a lot of people!
    helps the wrong word. I'd say motivates people to not piss on the floor

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    It's also fun to pee on specific targets. Aim for the urinal cake people.

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    No no no, you gotta aim for -next- to the urinal cake. Otherwise you get splashback, and that's no bueno.

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    THE RULE



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