Tiger Woods Apology

[zoobernut]

He could have saved himself so much trouble if he came out from the start like a boss and earned some cred
"I'm Tiger fucking Woods. I made 20 million last year and have never had pussy thrown at me like this. So gtfo my personal life" or something like that.
No man can say they would be faithful to their woman if they were a millionaire and pussy was launching itself at you like pussy likes to when it smells money.

WTF is this shit?

It is like the reverse of the Titanss "Every chick cheats" thing.

Seriously retarded.

Also lol Ksandra golf is serious business.

[skedel neuker]

You said he made 20M last year, your numbers are off immensely. Try multiplying that by 4-5

I figured it was higher but 20mil a year is a free pass to slam as many chicks as possible, married or not

[Qalbert]

yeah, dude was advocating narcotics as opposed to seeing movies over in bentertainment

I figured it was higher but 20mil a year is a free pass to slam as many chicks as possible, married or not

you are fucking retarded

[Ksandra]

Also lol Ksandra golf is serious business.

seriously

[zoobernut]

I figured it was higher but 20mil a year is a free pass to slam as many chicks as possible, married or not

What is this?

[skedel neuker]

and bs... if you made 20 mil a year you too would be he-whoring

[Qalbert]

money does not excuse infidelity/general assholeitude

[zoobernut]

hur dur *insert fart noises here*

Really?

[Stiker]

and bs... if you made 20 mil a year you too would be he-whoring

Bill Gates must seriously be pulling down the pussy then.

[Chun Liroy]

You're only a whore if you're a woman.

[zoobernut]

Bill Gates must seriously be pulling down the pussy then.

You know Bill Gates be goin out every night and mackin the bitches!

[Stiker]

You're only a whore if you're a woman.

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[zoobernut]

Ah man that gets me every time so funny yet so wrong.

[skedel neuker]

I'm not saying everyone that's loaded and famous does it, just saying they get a free pass if they choose to. At least from me anyways..

[Chun Liroy]

Indeed. Best analogy ever.

[Qalbert]

I'm not saying everyone that's loaded and famous does it, just saying they get a free pass if they choose to. At least from me anyways..

Well I hope you marry into money.

[Stiker]

I'm not saying everyone that's loaded and famous does it, just saying they get a free pass if they choose to. At least from me anyways..

Elin's future divorce lawyer highly disagrees.

[zoobernut]

I'm not saying everyone that's loaded and famous does it, just saying they get a free pass if they choose to. At least from me anyways..

And this is why you are a horrible person who should feel bad.

How rich or famous you are should not dictate your behavior. Famous and rich people are not exempt from being decent human beings. That doesn't stop a lot of them from being horrible people but that also doesn't exempt them from the consequences.

[Chun Liroy]

All I gotta say is... POIDH to some of these bitches.

[Mizango]

If youre not fucking him or sucking his dick then why does it matter? Get the fuck out of here with this trivial bullshit.