Tiger Woods Apology

[Mizango]

Hot or not, you have no clue what she will and wont do in the bedroom. If you think you can get by and be happy on looks alone you are fucking stupid.

[Titanss]

she looks slutty tho she's prolly a freak

[Titanss]

prolly had to be to tie that dude down awhile

[Tyche]

I'm not talking about steroid use as a whole, just in the context of those individual athletes who basically cheated the fans of a clean sport. If we were talking about that wrestler that killed his family, that is obviously a different story. I don't think Tiger's wife and kids will get over it like nothing happened but we can agree to disagree.

Those individual athletes were the catalyst. You think kids didn't see that Andro in McGwire's locker when he was signing huge contracts and hitting 70+ homeruns? Look at what's happened to Clemens, he's went as far as telling the world his wife used steroids. His life is a fucking disaster. Conseco needs no explanation.

And I don't think Elin will ever get over it, his kids will. She'll still be just fine though. She's a model and sitting on a hefty alimony check if it goes downhill.

[Tyche]

Hot or not, you have no clue what she will and wont do in the bedroom. If you think you can get by and be happy on looks alone you are fucking stupid.

I'll be plenty happy with fucking that. She could just lay there.

But I don't have Tiger's options either. Still, even if I did, I'd think I'd manage with that.

[Qalbert]

Going out on a limb here. . . I bet the failed porn actress was the one that called attention to the failed porn actress.

yeah I just had a brainfart and couldn't make heads or tails of your post

[Sepukku]

Hot or not, you have no clue what she will and wont do in the bedroom. If you think you can get by and be happy on looks alone you are fucking stupid.

Exactly. Chick could be a total hot piece of ass with a beautiful face and be uptight as shit and only do vaginal missionary/normal cowgirl, with the lights off unless its your birthday, and is scared of cum.

And whether you have a billion dollars or a thousand dollars, boy or girl, you deserve someone whos gonna fuck you well enough to please you. No one deserves to be stuck with some prude. Who knows? Maybe she stopped putting out much after marriage or childbirth and he got tired of only getting it 1 out of every 10 days hes home when hes only home 100 days a year.

[BardonGaruda]

I watched this live on Sky Sports News. Can't believe he went on for 13-14 minutes. He repeated the same stuff a bunch of times.

When he was reading it I thought he showed no emotion at all but after, when he went to his mom, you could see he was bottling it all up until that point.

Right after on Sky there were pretty funny reactions with the presenters basically saying wtf was that he never even gave a date for when he's coming back. At least some of his fellow pro golfers softened their attitude toward his timing of the statement, in the middle of one of the big tournaments, when they heard he had to do today as he's going back into theraphy tomorrow.

[Lordender]

I think the only people that were even remotely curious of today were hoping to get some kind of time table of when he'll be golfing again. The fact that he has a wife and kid(s) and he still did this just says he's a douche and hopefully he puts it behind him.

I don't know how long those two have been married but if i'm a rich fucker like that i would get all those one night stands and shit out of me before ever getting married and having kids.

[Lucavi]

Tyche, not to start shit, but how do you even know if she's putting out as much as he wants? She's got, what, 2 kids now? Some women (and men, for that)'s libido or just general interest in sex can drop off at any time.

I'm not saying that even if she was closing up shop, that it's an excuse to cheat, but you make it sound like there's no say in the matter - that if he wants to fuck, she's going to just go along with it 10/10 times.

If anything, Tiger and whoever he is with should have been open enough in their communicative process and relationship to discuss shit like this LONG before marriage. Both of them were rich before they met each other; both knew the other ones are some of the most desired people in the world, and most importantly, both know of the rigors of being on the road, away from home for so long.

If I were in his shoes, if I was ever going to settle down with anyone, I'd have long since discussed this with her, and probably got something down in writing stating that an extramarital affair wouldn't by itself be grounds for a divorce.

I'm not blaming her for anything, as he was ultimately the cheater, but I don't understand why it's so hard for two people who are obviously interested enough in each other to get married can't talk about this shit beforehand and during the initial problem.

She's sticking around, though, so perhaps they already have. She seems to be taking this entire thing far better than her parents and friends, and waaaay better than the cut-throat media is.

[Denchi]

I think the bond of marriage, and violating that, is what makes him a fuckup. If he wanted to fuck around, then he shouldn't have gotten married. Instead he got married, had children, fucked around, and ruined his family.

[firewing]

might just be a sexaholic?

[Andarvi]

Not going to read through 4 pages, just going to say that anyone who feels Tiger owes anyone outside his family an apology need to get off their fucking high horse. He doesn't owe anybody shit, and when he starts winning again the only people who will care will be the other golfers who like to point fingers at his infidelity and overall prickness on the course, while he thoroughly shits on all of them.

Anyone who became a fan of him didn't watch and say to themselves "Wow, I love watching Tiger not only because hes an amazing player and the best in the sport by a light year, but hes also a good husband." If you did say this to yourself, then stop watching him, cause I promise you it will not affect him in the slightest.

[Tyche]

Tyche, not to start shit, but how do you even know if she's putting out as much as he wants? She's got, what, 2 kids now? Some women (and men, for that)'s libido or just general interest in sex can drop off at any time.

I'm not saying that even if she was closing up shop, that it's an excuse to cheat, but you make it sound like there's no say in the matter - that if he wants to fuck, she's going to just go along with it 10/10 times.

If anything, Tiger and whoever he is with should have been open enough in their communicative process and relationship to discuss shit like this LONG before marriage. Both of them were rich before they met each other; both knew the other ones are some of the most desired people in the world, and most importantly, both know of the rigors of being on the road, away from home for so long.

If I were in his shoes, if I was ever going to settle down with anyone, I'd have long since discussed this with her, and probably got something down in writing stating that an extramarital affair wouldn't by itself be grounds for a divorce.

I'm not blaming her for anything, as he was ultimately the cheater, but I don't understand why it's so hard for two people who are obviously interested enough in each other to get married can't talk about this shit beforehand and during the initial problem.

She's sticking around, though, so perhaps they already have. She seems to be taking this entire thing far better than her parents and friends, and waaaay better than the cut-throat media is.

What the fuck are you talking about? Did I say anything referring to anything you seem to be replying to? Where did I say anything about how much she puts out?

Also, tell me, how do you have the conversation you are presenting?

"Look bitch, I'm cut, I'm a boss, I'm rich...you ain't nothing but a trick, so immabe cheaten yo".

"Oh tiger, you're such a card"

[ephel]

Pure coincidence that he scheduled his on-air apology for the same time the first sponsor that dropped him was televising a tournament.

His agent or PA guy said it couldnt wait till monday lul.

[Tyche]

It couldn't wait until Monday because he's going back into sex rehab on Saturday. If you listened to his presser, you'd know that. He only had a few days out before he had to go back in. Time wasn't exactly on his side. He cleared it with the PGA commish and Accenture. They allowed it.

With that said, the sex rehab shit is stupid. He needs marriage rehab, not sex rehab.

[Lucavi]

Again, if she ain't putting out as much as he wants, he needs both. Sex rehab helps if he's a sexoholic, because he's simply not going to be able to be around her to pound that as much as he probably wants to, and probably feels that he's entitled to.

I wouldn't make the mistake of underestimating powerful people's sense of entitlement. These people are being used to being waited on hand and foot. I'm sure if he asked any of his female staff to put out, they'd do so. All that power, fame, and money, and always surrounding himself with people that agree with him (he's notorious for casting people out of his inner circle that disagree with him or speak to the media about him) have seriously placed his brain somewhere that most normal folks couldn't even imagine.

I don't know what I'd do if I could simply ask someone to get on these nuts, and they would "because I'm fucking Tiger Woods."

[Tyche]

He's not a fucking sexaholic. Derek Jeter smashes 20 times the bitches. He doesn't have a sex problem, he has a marriage problem.

[Moss]

Not going to read through 4 pages, just going to say that anyone who feels Tiger owes anyone outside his family an apology need to get off their fucking high horse. He doesn't owe anybody shit, and when he starts winning again the only people who will care will be the other golfers who like to point fingers at his infidelity and overall prickness on the course, while he thoroughly shits on all of them.

Anyone who became a fan of him didn't watch and say to themselves "Wow, I love watching Tiger not only because hes an amazing player and the best in the sport by a light year, but hes also a good husband." If you did say this to yourself, then stop watching him, cause I promise you it will not affect him in the slightest.

In response to your second paragraph, you aren't a fan of any athletes because you feel like they are a class act and represent your team or city well? In an individual sport like golf I would expect people to be fans of someone like Tiger at least partially because of their personality, but correct me if I am wrong.

[Stumblingdrunk]

Hot or not, you have no clue what she will and wont do in the bedroom. If you think you can get by and be happy on looks alone you are fucking stupid.

While i disagree that what she's willing to do in the bedroom justifies anything, you're a moron if you marry anyone you're not sexually compatible with, Miz did touch on one of the things that has struck me the most about this, and even Tyche has demonstrated it. Since all of the information about the affairs came out one of the most common questions brought up by commentators has been, How can he cheat on that?

If you think you can get by and be happy on looks alone you are fucking stupid.

Quoted again for fucking emphasis. If anything this should be a lesson to all men that physical attraction is by no means what your long term relationships should be founded on.

Regarding the rest of you geniuses that seem to think that infidelity is A-Ok, I have to ask, you do realize that wives are humans right, actual real life people? That any of you think that its ok under any circumstances to treat the person you have pledged fidelity to with such blatant disrespect is abhorrent.

Exactly. Chick could be a total hot piece of ass with a beautiful face and be uptight as shit and only do vaginal missionary/normal cowgirl, with the lights off unless its your birthday, and is scared of cum.

For christ's sake, why do you people think its anything less than completely retarded to maintain a sexually unfulfilling relationship let alone marry into one, and how exactly is that not the male's fault?