Tiger Woods Apology

[Militant]

Hats off to the fucking guy in my book. We don't even know the amount of women hes been with, there's so many, that its honestly so impressive that he was able to pull it off in the grand way he did it. The sheer enormity of the amount of women he was with... the fact that he obviously had to pull off TONS of lies and have A LOT of close knit people to him tell a lot of lies. The scale to which he did things, wouldn't be possible without lots of cover-up's and bullshit from his closest circle. He lied too, and manipulated tons of people, got people to lie for him, and banged a fuck-ton of women. Was it right? No. Was it moral? No. Impressive? Fuck yeah.

[Rhyis.]

Who
Cares.

[Titanss]

Who
Cares.

America.

[Moss]

The NBA Cares too

[Chun Liroy]

Who
Cares.

Golf, seeing as how 90% of the fan base has been lost because noone really gave a shit about Golf unless Tiger plays.

[Ishido]

Golf, seeing as how 90% of the fan base has been lost because noone really gave a shit about Golf unless Tiger plays.

Not even close but sort of the right idea, you lose a lot of the casual crowd who like to see Tiger dominate the field.

[Akiyama]

He's not a fucking sexaholic. Derek Jeter smashes 20 times the bitches. He doesn't have a sex problem, he has a marriage problem.

What the fuck are you? Colin Cowherd Jr.? Because I swear to fucking god that's exactly what he said.

How do we know he doesn't have a sex problem? Has it ever occurred to you or that douchebag Colin that he could have a problem in both cases? Stuff wasn't going good at home, he felt entitled, so he banged hot chicks (or nasty ones, whatever) while he was gone. Derek Jeter is a sexaholic, but no one gives a shit about what Derek Jeter does because he was single, obviously, and because he's a baseball player. Now if Jeter were doing steroids, then people would care... but outside of that, who the fuck cares about baseball players? This is Tiger Woods we're talking about. He's way more global than Derek Jeter, so that's a silly comparison anyway.

My point is you can be a sexaholic and have marriage issues. He's got both, so he needs to work on his problem and hopefully fix it. Rumors about that there's nothing he can do to keep Elin, and if what we've heard is true about their marriage, then oh well. Shit was arranged anyway. Maybe he can go marry the porn-star he knocked up twice.

[Sepukku]

For christ's sake, why do you people think its anything less than completely retarded to maintain a sexually unfulfilling relationship let alone marry into one, and how exactly is that not the male's fault?

Like it said, she could've hit the brakes at some point, perhaps after the marriage or after childbirth. She could've hated some of the sexual things Tiger wanted and done them initially cause frankly, shes Ellen Nordgerin (sp w/e), but hes Tiger Fucking Woods and hes 100x bigger than her even and she could've been trying to impress him but pulled away once she had him locked up.

You've never had a new chick who says "Oh yeah I love to <such and such>!" but she rarely does it or when she does it she doesn't seem to enjoy it that much? My girlfriend said when we were first going out she loves cum / to swallow / etc, but I later found out she never had cum in her mouth before, and turns out - doesn't like it that much! Doesn't absolutely hate it, but its clear she doesn't love it when some gets around there. I don't mind cause (A) she didn't know better, and (B) I don't insist on poppin in her mouth all the time like some porn video, I'm more than fine pulling out and puttin one on her chest or ass.

EDIT: I'm likin the "Tiger Fucking Woods" thing. I think I'm going to call him that from now on, forever.

[Deejay]

What the fuck are you? Colin Cowherd Jr.? Because I swear to fucking god that's exactly what he said.

How do we know he doesn't have a sex problem? Has it ever occurred to you or that douchebag Colin that he could have a problem in both cases? Stuff wasn't going good at home, he felt entitled, so he banged hot chicks (or nasty ones, whatever) while he was gone. Derek Jeter is a sexaholic, but no one gives a shit about what Derek Jeter does because he was single, obviously, and because he's a baseball player. Now if Jeter were doing steroids, then people would care... but outside of that, who the fuck cares about baseball players? This is Tiger Woods we're talking about. He's way more global than Derek Jeter, so that's a silly comparison anyway.

My point is you can be a sexaholic and have marriage issues. He's got both, so he needs to work on his problem and hopefully fix it. Rumors about that there's nothing he can do to keep Elin, and if what we've heard is true about their marriage, then oh well. Shit was arranged anyway. Maybe he can go marry the porn-star he knocked up twice.

If you were in his position, you'd have a sex problem too; or a dilemma at the very least.

Listen, people with money and fame have women thrown at them constantly. You think Kobe still doesn't cheat on his wife all the time? Even after the whole Colorado situation? You think 99% of professional sports players don't do this shit? This doesn't exonerate him from anything, but it's silly to get all up in arms over some petty bullshit. Elin new what she was getting into when she married the nigga. That shit comes with the territory.

You can't turn a ho into a housewife, and you can't turn a sports star into a celibate nigga

[Tyche]

What the fuck are you? Colin Cowherd Jr.? Because I swear to fucking god that's exactly what he said.

How do we know he doesn't have a sex problem? Has it ever occurred to you or that douchebag Colin that he could have a problem in both cases? Stuff wasn't going good at home, he felt entitled, so he banged hot chicks (or nasty ones, whatever) while he was gone. Derek Jeter is a sexaholic, but no one gives a shit about what Derek Jeter does because he was single, obviously, and because he's a baseball player. Now if Jeter were doing steroids, then people would care... but outside of that, who the fuck cares about baseball players? This is Tiger Woods we're talking about. He's way more global than Derek Jeter, so that's a silly comparison anyway.

My point is you can be a sexaholic and have marriage issues. He's got both, so he needs to work on his problem and hopefully fix it. Rumors about that there's nothing he can do to keep Elin, and if what we've heard is true about their marriage, then oh well. Shit was arranged anyway. Maybe he can go marry the porn-star he knocked up twice.

Derek Jeter is a fine analogy, how famous you are is absolutely irrelevant, it could be me we're talking about. If I was fucking 5 different girls a month while I was single, I wouldn't have a sex problem. If I did it now that I'm married, it doesn't just inherently turn into a sex addiction...it's a marriage issue. He should have never gotten married, if he didn't, then he wouldn't have a problem.

How many rehab clinics did Wilt check into?

I agree with Deejay, the guy has a sex dilemma. The dilemma...marriage + options.

[Takedown3]

GREATEST ATHLETE EVAR RITE

[Mizango]

What the fuck are you? Colin Cowherd Jr.?

OHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Fighting words.

[Akiyama]

OHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Fighting words.

OHHHHHHHHH SNAP! DEMS BE FIGHTAN WORDS!

Fixed it for you so it'd sound more 'black'

[Chun Liroy]

Hey guys, I drink green tea 10 times a day. I must have a tea addiction.

[Moss]

He should only be allowed to claim sex addiction if he is willing to appear on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

[Sepukku]

And Drew can bring the Teen Moms.

[Cream Soda]

Real apology, unlike Kanye and Chris Brown!

[Chun Liroy]

Kanye needs no apology and DID YOU LISTEN TO GRAFFITI LULZ.

[Rhinox]

My opinion on this tiger thing is let the guy do whatever the fuck he wants. He didn't break any laws only the vow to his wife.

A guy flies a plane into a government building and that story gets bumped because of Tiger woods apology?


My message to the haters? Mind your fucking business.

[archibaldcrane]

Cheating on your wife is a fucking dickbag move, but the only apology he owes to his fans is for not playing golf.

And this "sex addiction" shit is ridiculous. He's crushed, what, 13 bitches in the past few years?

Fuck, I've got him beat, and I can't just walk in the club and pull whatever I choose. He doesn't have a sex addiction - sex addicts fuck constantly.