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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
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    Diet Chek Cola

    Is ass in a can.

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    lol diet

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    diet
    Found your problem, all diet cola is ass. The synthetic sugar fucks with the taste/aftertaste.

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    Apparently mithra's can't triforce.

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    the problem with diet chek is that poor people should not go on diets they need to fatten up for the harvest

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    and by harvest I mean zombie apocalypse

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    is this diet former republic chek soda? or post-wall bullshit with all the countries i can't remember because goddamnit i made my geography construction paper map cut-outs while reagan was still in office

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    it's ok, reagan was making the same cut-outs when he was in office

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    what

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
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    What have I created?

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    Only ashes and ruin, as is your wont.

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    sir, i would like to present you the poster of the day award for using 'as is your want'

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    I accept this award in the spirit it is given.
    I would like to thank chicken sammiches, for being delicious. And q-tips, for eargasms.
    I would also like to not thank BITCHES, for being BITCHES.

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    is it DAT ASS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    I accept this award in the spirit it is given.
    I would like to thank chicken sammiches, for being delicious. And q-tips, for eargasms.
    I would also like to not thank BITCHES, for being BITCHES.
    You should also tell me what you thought of the series, goddamnit

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    it's ok, reagan was making the same cut-outs when he was in office
    ARE YOU TELLING ME I AM RONALD REAGAN?

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    No John, you are the zombie Reagans

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    sec, typing one up, may take a bit.
    While my input (reading) may be great, output is my bad area.

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    was gonna say either you read like me or you were skippin

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