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    Fuck speech recognition.

    So I've been having some fun with windows speech recognition. It worked fantastically in the tutorial and I was kinda psyched to use it, but when I started using it to try to dictate it got like EVERYTHING I said wrong no matter how clear I was. And I have examples. When I got exasperated with it I decided to mock it, so I was saying "this thing fucking sucks".

    And I want you to imagine me sitting at my desk with my headset on talking to an empty room, each time enunciating louder and clearer and getting this:

    As the Vikings sox
    this thing bucking socks
    This fame flocking socks
    This thing for king sox

    At which point I decided to just say "fuck" as clearly as I could.

    Faulk
    Falk

    And then, in hopeless anger nearly shouting: Oh fuck you!

    of the queue

    And now for the purposes of entertainment, I will now read this very post over again using speech recognition in my best news caster voice without doing any corrections.

    So I've been having some fun with windows speech recognition. It work fantastically and tutorials else can decide to use it, but when I started using it to try to dictate to everything I said broader matter how clear it wants. Adapt examples. When I got exasperated with it I decided to market, so I was saying quote this thing parking sox quote.

    And when you to imagine me sitting at my desk by headset on talking to an NT Group, each time an unstinting about greed clearer in getting this:

    As the biking sox

    This thing bucking socks

    This fame flocking stocks
    This team 14 socks

    At which point they cited say quote Faulk quote as clearly as I could.

    Falk
    Faulk

    And then, in hopeless anger you'll be shouting: both of you!

    Of the Q

    And now for the purpose is retained, bible that read this for a post over again using speech recognition in my best newscaster voice without doing any corrections.

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    you think it's bad for you -- try not having an american accent lol

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    best part was when it mixed up faulk and falk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    you think it's bad for you -- try not having an american accent lol
    Well alleya is from the south.....

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    My accent is so noninflected I make wolf blitzer sound like a hick you bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Well alleya is from the south.....
    I could probably use it flawlessly.

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    of the queue

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    It probably doesn't allow profanity

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    Run the Carlin test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    It probably doesn't allow profanity
    I'm going to try right now.

    Jap fucker pussy nigger nazi tit dick fuck cunt ass bitch jew shit kike spic honkey shit piss snatch slut wop blumpy hairy-shit-can beaner paki twat gook mook cumguzzler


    Jack
    Fokker
    Posse
    Nader
    NAZI
    Tate
    Dick
    Faulk
    Current
    As
    Ditch
    Which you
    Shipped
    Take
    Speak
    Hokey
    Shoot
    Tastes
    Snatch
    Select
    Hot
    20
    He reshaped can
    Peter
    Tacky
    Want
    Duke
    Luke
    Condos were
    Yeah guess not.

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    I sung nursery rhymes at a speech recognition program like 15 years ago, results were always funny.

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    Go sing some three 6 mafia songs into the voice recognition; post results.

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    best idea ever

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    I dunno those guys but I'll try some pink floyd!

    You got to be crazy Z and below the status sleep on tone when you're on the street to get to be able to pick up even meet with two runners go most dam moving inside the town went back to say you've got to start with them and construct that the team

    After a while in Campbell, puts costs down back to contact the food and she can send nothing has been this month you can't be trusted by the people mentioned to say that with a 10,000,000 packs and you you will get the chance to pull in turn nine faded and

    You Jackie Mana looking over your shoulder in else going on, and that, and as you know the Indian annual pack up front and sales had to say and just not Saddam on the dying of cancer known

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    Here you go Alleya.

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
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    Just read this:

    How you feel with this nine mili mill to your grill
    Haters talkin' lots of shit
    But they scared of the steel
    If you want me come and get me
    Cause I'm real with this here
    I ain't scared of none of you hoes
    I ain't never shead a tear
    In yo hood bumpin' ridin' with a twelve case of beer
    Ain't no nigga make no moves
    Get you scared, shook your fear
    Y2K hit the clock
    So you know the ending's near
    One call to them killas and you just might disappear


    Now nigga all in my face hollin' real but real soft
    Bitch I'm holdin' up this glock
    Bout to knock your block off
    You a weak ass bitch
    And your CD cover show
    With your fake ass face
    I been knowin' ya so I know a sissy hoe
    Yeah know this a triple six city
    All that MTV and BET got you feelin' shitty
    Just to think, you used to be my dog
    Used to be my nigga, now you fake
    But I stomp on you trick in the grass
    You little snake bitch

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
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    I humbly request it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryMithra View Post
    Just read this:

    How you feel with this nine mili mill to your grill
    Haters talkin' lots of shit
    But they scared of the steel
    If you want me come and get me
    Cause I'm real with this here
    I ain't scared of none of you hoes
    I ain't never shead a tear
    In yo hood bumpin' ridin' with a twelve case of beer
    Ain't no nigga make no moves
    Get you scared, shook your fear
    Y2K hit the clock
    So you know the ending's near
    One call to them killas and you just might disappear


    Now nigga all in my face hollin' real but real soft
    Bitch I'm holdin' up this glock
    Bout to knock your block off
    You a weak ass bitch
    And your CD cover show
    With your fake ass face
    I been knowin' ya so I know a sissy hoe
    Yeah know this a triple six city
    All that MTV and BET got you feelin' shitty
    Just to think, you used to be my dog
    Used to be my nigga, now you fake
    But I stomp on you trick in the grass
    You little snake bitch
    How you feel that this time in the military can drill
    He does talk about the ship
    The steered the steel
    If you want me to come and get me
    Design view with this year
    I ain't scared and a new host
    I ain't never shed a tear
    In you'll have all been trying to 12 case of beer

    Inktomi can make no moves
    The new skate shops or fear
    By 2K8 o'clock
    So you know the base near
    One cult in Camas and you might disappear

    Mandy all like these when you got real soft
    The charm hold up this clock
    Acton Dr. Block off
    You will be cast beach
    In your CD, show
    But if a cat's peace
    I've been knowing you're so I know ceo
    Yet no this a triple succeeding in nine already in TV NPT review and shady
    Just to think you used to be my dog mine used to be Monday at 90 feet
    But I still: you treat gas in the grass
    That's the pitch

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    lmao

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
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    That was beautiful. Did Billy Joel write that?