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  1. 2010-02-23 00:00 #1
    SilverBreeze
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    Why can't I have sex with Ashley...

    She's the Peanut Butter to my Adept Jelly. She's my rock, when baddies try and pew pew me she shotguns them the fuck in the face. God I want to fuck her, it's not fair.

    Kaidan can't even fucking use guns, he's a pussy. Plus he cries about headaches a lot, I don't want him.
  2. 2010-02-23 00:01 #2
    Mertron
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    we cant have nice things
  3. 2010-02-23 00:02 #3
    Charismatic
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    Ashley's ugly as fuck, why would you want to?
  4. 2010-02-23 00:03 #4
    Cairthenn
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    Everyone needs a backup bitch
  5. 2010-02-23 00:03 #5
    Lyn
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    have sex with me instead darling
  6. 2010-02-23 00:03 #6
    SilverBreeze
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    She's not the best looking girl in the Galaxy but she's always there with her shotgun when I need her. Whenever I run out of Biotic pew pew she fucks things up for me while I chug some more gatorade.
  7. 2010-02-23 00:04 #7
    SilverBreeze
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    have sex with me instead darling
    How good are you with a shotgun?
  8. 2010-02-23 00:04 #8
    Lyn
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    oh my god i LOVE gatorade
  9. 2010-02-23 00:05 #9
    Mertron
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    she has time to do all this while being in the kitchen?
  10. 2010-02-23 00:11 #10
    #686578
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    Liara tbh
  11. 2010-02-23 00:13 #11
    Charismatic
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    Neither of them tbh
  12. 2010-02-23 00:15 #12
    #686578
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    Thane tbh
  13. 2010-02-23 00:15 #13
    #686578
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    amirite?
  14. 2010-02-23 00:17 #14
    Mertron
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    thane of cawdor?
  15. 2010-02-23 00:19 #15
    Shiroikage
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    kaidan psychic kicked a dude in the head and killed him
    best be steppin down
  16. 2010-02-23 00:38 #16
    Kuya
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    I'm a psychologist.
  17. 2010-02-23 00:43 #17
    Howard Roark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I'm a psychoanalist.
    I took out log and put anal instead
  18. 2010-02-23 00:47 #18
    Cantih
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I'm a psychologist.
    Screwing with peoples heads doesn't make you a psychologist Kuya.
  19. 2010-02-23 00:49 #19
    #686578
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    Screwing with their butts would make you a psychoanalist
  20. 2010-02-23 00:50 #20
    Kuya
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    I have psychological powers.
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