Why can't I have sex with Ashley...

[Mertron]

does a 9.5 and not a 10 make me a child instead of a man

[Blarg]

yes, a tiny child. you need to hold an adults hand when you cross the road unless you add a half size to your shoes

[Conrad]

Mert invite me to your new place for a party when you get to Rutgers, I want excuses to go back there.

Also I want to hold an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, and that may be my only opportunity.

[Akanei]

That reminds me that I need to go back to the Sahara and retry the uber breakfast burrito challenge before they close down the cafe.

[Charismatic]

Frank is pretty hot.

Whoa. You talk about your sister that way?

lol