NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Moss]

wtf Pete Carroll is the color of pepto-bismol

[Gregorio]

Someone get Jimbo a new fucking phone.

That would make for a great Verizon commercial.

[Tyche]

LOL, Dez Bryant to wear #88

[Stiker]

LOL, Dez Bryant to wear #88

Olde news. Funny part is I wouldn't be shocked if Jerry is trying to save money. We had another Bryant with #88.

Also, Carlson and Tate are playing for Pete f'n Carroll...I think my head just exploded...

[Man0warr]

They probably had a few thousand Antonio Bryant jerseys in storage leftover, those jerseys went up within an hour of him drafted.

[Drex]

i wanna ram that rachel chick, bow chicka bow wow

[Akiyama]

lol @ Taylor Mays being pissed with Carroll.

[Mertron]

i am home with my double down, and apparently the eagles dont need no stinkin draft picks

[Tyche]

Miami has spent a total of 3 minutes picking players in 3 rounds. They waste no time.

[Stiker]

lol @ Taylor Mays being pissed with Carroll.

Can't wait for Tate to burn his ass two weeks every season.

[Stiker]

Fuck I just started cheering for Carroll...STOP ME

[Militant]

Be on the lookout for Sean Lissemore, 6'4 280LB DT out of William & Mary, somewhere around the 5th round to possibly the Jag's or Titans. Played JR and High school football with the kid, grew up in my hometown. I remember when I was bigger than him... At Pro-day he ran a 4.7 40yard and did 36 reps of 225 on the bench. Fucking monster,lol.

[Moss]

he sounds like a bitch

[Clyne]

i wanna ram that rachel chick, bow chicka bow wow

I made a joke about her being in AZ this fall on Kurt Warner's lawn to announce his un-retirement in front of a Cardinals player and his wife, and she just about flew off the handle, essentially saying "I'd love to kick that whore's ass." Apparently, Rachel Nichols was going around flirting/hitting on players at SB43 in front of their wives. Insert stereotypical female reporter comments.

[Mertron]

I made a joke about her being in AZ this fall on Kurt Warner's lawn to announce his un-retirement in front of a Cardinals player and his wife, and she just about flew off the handle, essentially saying "I'd love to kick that whore's ass." Apparently, Rachel Nichols was going around flirting/hitting on players at SB43 in front of their wives. Insert stereotypical female reporter comments.

There used to be rumors going around about "A certain ESPN female reporter gets around with quite a few NFL players," I always assumed it was her.

[tyven]

nah they be running trains on erin andrews

[Stiker]

Cowboys are running out of safeties to pick...

[tyven]

Cowboys are running out of safeties to pick...

their plan to draft players with irregular heartbeats keeps getting in the way of their needs

[Mertron]

nah they be running trains on erin andrews

nah the college kids are the ones running tupperware parties on erin

[Stiker]

their plan to draft players with irregular heartbeats keeps getting in the way of their needs