NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Mizango]

NOOOOOO I like the Rams from my years of living in St Louis. Seagull needs to gtfo of trade rumors.

[Mizango]

BUT PARCELLS...

lolOSUtalent. I mean other than Ginn and Troy Smith, fuck 'em.

[Stiker]

BUT PARCELLS...

It's ok Julius Jones is still--wait...

[Stiker]

Seen a couple more mentions of the trade via Twitter. Deal isn't done, but the chances of it happening are supposedly really good.

This is awesome.

Now if we can just sucker someone into taking MB3...

[Gadritan]

i bet LT has a big ole sassage, no chance a 15 year old is ready for that

Was posted in another thread, but I think it can help explain this. Synchronicity ftw.

Audio is NSFW! Get your headphones out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_c...layer_embedded

[archibaldcrane]

Bold prediction: Henne goes for 3,000+ yards

Lol.

If you start 16 games in the NFL and don't throw for 3,000 yards, you should immediately kill yourself.

And when I say "you", I mean "anybody". Like, if I started as the Dolphins QB and I couldn't throw for 188 yards per game - suicide.

188 per game passing coming out party! WOOOOHOOOO!

[Gadritan]

If you start 16 games in the NFL and don't throw for 3,000 yards, you should immediately kill yourself...

He was in the bottom half of the league in attempts though too. It's a run first team.

Only McNabb had fewer attempts but more yrds last year and DJackson skews the fuck out of that stat.

[archibaldcrane]

He was in the bottom half of the league in attempts though too. It's a run first team.

He would've had 3000 last year if he played in the first two games - which makes predicting 3000 this year as a "coming out party" hilarious.

[Mizango]

Was posted in another thread, but I think it can help explain this. Synchronicity ftw.

Audio is NSFW! Get your headphones out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_c...layer_embedded

Wow, I just listened to that whole thing. Just wow, wow.... ROFL

[Mizango]

This is the greatest set of videos I have ever seen in my life. "Nut brackets", "Vagina power" and "Ladies, Youve got to pilot the pussy, be the pussy police and keep it tight".

OH LAWD ROFL

[Gadritan]

Yeah dude. I fucking choked on my coffee when I saw that shit.

Edit:

He would've had 3000 last year if he played in the first two games - which makes predicting 3000 this year as a "coming out party" hilarious.

Oh yeah. Good point, lol.

[Tyche]

Lol.

If you start 16 games in the NFL and don't throw for 3,000 yards, you should immediately kill yourself.

And when I say "you", I mean "anybody". Like, if I started as the Dolphins QB and I couldn't throw for 188 yards per game - suicide.

188 per game passing coming out party! WOOOOHOOOO!

I said he'd throw for over 3,000 yards and 25+ TDs. I don't think he'll go over 4,000, which is why I said 3,000+. How many QBs did that last year? Matt Ryan didn't, Flacco didn't, Cassel didn't, none of those "2nd year starters" did. Get the fucking butt hurt out, god damn.

[Mizango]

Matt Moore will.

[Gadritan]

I said he'd throw for over 3,000 yards and 25+ TDs. I don't think he'll go over 4,000, which is why I said 3,000+. How many QBs did that last year? Matt Ryan didn't, Flacco didn't, Cassel didn't, none of those "2nd year starters" did. Get the fucking butt hurt out, god damn.

Good point <.<

I'm on the ball with missing details today.

[Tyche]

News is that Clausen is ripping shit up down there in Carolina.

confirm or deny.

[Stiker]

Matt Moore will.

How is he going to achieve that feat once Clausen takes his job?

[Mizango]

Much like LeBron winning the scoring title, Orton can throw for that every year if he feels like it. Luckily he is unselfish and gives Hoshon and Eddie Royal some of that shine on Sundays.

[Mizango]

News is that Clausen is ripping shit up down there in Carolina.

confirm or deny.

Deny. It was a 3 day mini camp, looks good w/o pads but is still lost at times.

How is he going to achieve that feat once Clausen takes his job?

Rick Mirer passed the ND torch to Clausen.

[Gadritan]

Matt Moore will.

Paulus will.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ut-for-saints/

[Stiker]

Much like LeBron winning the scoring title, Orton can throw for that every year if he feels like it. Luckily he is unselfish and gives opposing defenders some of that shine on Sundays.

Fixed for Orton-style accuracy.