NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Judai]

So if this stuff is that bad, why do they prescribe it to my 3 year old?

It's the fact that codeine is a controlled substance and it is illegal to have it without a prescription. There is nothing "bad about it", the amount of codeine in it is pretty small but since it's an addictive opiate they regulate it. It's pretty pathetic for Russel to get busted for something so trivial, dude is such an idiot.

[Moss]

They raided his home as part of an "undercover narcotics investigation" so who knows what all the details are. I doubt he spilled his cup of purple drank next to a random cop and was like "ahhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiit...."

[Plow]

So if this stuff is that bad, why do they prescribe it to my 3 year old?

It's not that bad.

It's an opiate painkiller with some other uses.


They either just really wanted to bust him for something, or he had a bunch of it, or had it out in public and shit.

[Gadritan]

Because the doctors recognize that your 3 year old is clearly a fucking gangster.

Highlight of my day so far.

[Gadritan]

on the topic of purple drank:

one Houston narcotics officer noted that it can be a harder addiction to break than marijuana, cocaine or heroin.

Wait wuh?

http://www.insidebayarea.com/sports/ci_15445311

[tyven]

Purple Drank party at Tyche's this weekend!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

[Kailee]

They call Promethezine/Codeine, Bo, here in the Bay Area.

[Tyche]

my daughter has a respiratory infection, and I just picked up another bottle. No shit, absolute truth. I think I have about 150-200 CCs of this shit.

[Man0warr]

Mix it with some Sprite and Jolly Ranchers and have fun.

[Plow]

chug it, clearly

[Serif]

my daughter has a respiratory infection, and I just picked up another bottle. No shit, absolute truth. I think I have about 150-200 CCs of this shit.

I know what we are drinking before we take that plan trip to Miami.

[Tyche]

I'm glad someone with the brilliance and insight of the great Jay Ratliff can grace us with his presence on NFL Live.

With the start of Dolphins training camp now just three weeks away, we’re starting to see a lot of ‘power ranking’ lists heading into the season. One of the more credible is the one compiled by ESPN and its bevy of analysts. The Dolphins wound up 11th of the 32 teams when Nos. 9-15 were unveiled on NFL Live Thursday, with the top eight scheduled to be revealed Friday.
The New York Jets, seemingly everyone’s pick to win the AFC East, hasn’t popped up yet, meaning they’re in the top eight. New England came in ninth and Buffalo 31st.

Dallas nose tackle Jay Ratliff, appearing as a guest analyst, said he felt Miami should have been picked higher.
“We all know to win in this game you have to be able to run the ball,” Ratliff said, “and they have two of the best running backs in the game. Then they have a physical offensive line, and on defense they added Karlos Dansby to shore things up in the middle. By Week 8 Jason Ferguson should come back, so they should be able to make a run in their conference.”

[Flarega]

...he must have forgot that the two superbowl teams last season were passing teams.

[Headspace]

ESPN was all up in arms about Steelers being sixteenth. But the most dominant team in the division last year is thirteenth behind Houston Atlanta and Miami. LOL

[Moss]

Dirty Birds > Bungles

[Headspace]

Maybe in overweight running backs.

[Gadritan]

they have two of the best running backs in the game.

DWill/JStew say hi.

[Tyche]

...he must have forgot that the two superbowl teams last season were passing teams.

Well, luckily Miami also has a top 5 WR in the NFL, a 60% CP passer, and a top (1?) OL in the NFL. Honestly though, NFC if they'll be good in the passing game. Receiving corp is very young outside of marshall. Bess was undrafted, but is a pretty damn good slot guy. Hartline is coming into his second year after having a very underrated rookie year. If Brown can stay healthy (lol), the offense should be explosive.

As far as Atlanta is concerned, if they don't go 11-5 and win at least 1 playoff game, I'll be disappointed. They have a cake schedule. Ryan should be healthy, Turner, from all accounts I've read should be good to go, and Harry Douglas, the 2nd best WR outside of Moss of all time, is returning.

[Tyche]

DWill/JStew say hi.

Delusional.

[Tyche]

Oddly enough, I think KC may have the best.