NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Gadritan]

Speaking of which, was it ever confirmed if Walrus was going to the UFL? Some team had him listed on their roster, but they also had him listed at 265lbs, which isn't possible.

[archibaldcrane]

Don't think this was mentioned but Green bay's defense was just owned a bit.

Sorry Archi

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...ollysuspension

He wasn't projected to be a starter this year - we're going with a front line of Pickett-Raji-Jenkins, and his 1 sack in 33 games won't be missed. He was decent, solid against the run, but it's more of a "quality depth" issue than a major blow.

I raged for a bit when the suspension was for a full year, considering he's never been suspended before and we're talking about fucking Purple Drank (albeit a shitload of it and he was clearly involved in dealing) - but then it turns out people think this wasn't his first drug offense, and that his previous one(s) were actually not reported. I'm so used to every "confidential" drug test result getting leaked that when they actually remain confidential I'm surprised.

Pretty sure the Packers saw the writing on the wall though, considering they (quizzically at the time) drafted DE Mike Neal in the 2nd round this year.

[Headspace]

I'm surprised Leroy hasn't posted this yet

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...badass-kicker/

[Cleverness]

Cowboys must be on some pussy shit if they letting a guy who didn't even attempt a kick during the regular season to walk around talking shit.

[Mizango]

Cowboys must be on some pussy shit if they letting a guy who didn't even attempt a kick during the regular season to walk around talking shit.

lol its the Cowboy way. I mean look at Bennett. Dude couldnt catch a cold and will be out of the league in 2 years yet he always has something to say and is oddly enough everyone hates the shitboys. They talk big constantly, yet underachieve on the regular.

Bennetts blog is more popular than anything he has ever done on the field on Sundays; sadly enough their "kicker" will be more known for his shit talking than he will for his performances of Sundays as well. That Cowboys have no concept of humble and wonder why they are the perpetual dick gobblers of the NFL.

[Flarega]

Season needs to start already, so miz can be trolled back to reality.

[Kyo]

I heard haterade and came as fast as I could.

[Flarega]

I heard haterade and came as fast as I could.

You must have one hell of a grip.

[Headspace]

I heard haterade and came as fast as I could.

Buehler beat you here.

[Gadritan]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ler-boring.png

How has this not made it into the thread yet? Slackers.

[Headspace]

Not only is it a play on his name, BUT ALSO HIS PRESENCE

[Gadritan]

Man, laughed a little too hard at that.

Archi, get your lube out.

Aaron Rodgers says he's "superultracompetitive"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5380493

[Mizango]

You must have one hell of a grip.

Buehler beat you here.

HAHA

[Penthesilea]

http://isportacus.com/wp-content/upl...olb-eagles.jpg

This is a man. Not some air-guitarin monkey.

The quarterback slipped off one of his boots – this is why real outdoorsmen wear them – attached it to the end of a stick that he picked from the ground and dangled it in front of the hissing western diamondback. The rattlesnake struck the boot. The boot danced and the snake struck again. And again. Nearly 10 times the snake attacked the boot. Until, finally, the snake recoiled and lay lifeless on the ground. What do you know? It worked. That show on the Discovery Channel reported that a rattlesnake will play dead when prey doesn't fall victim to its spectacular bite.

So the quarterback reached down and plucked the rattlesnake by its neck and held it out. With his other hand, he retrieved the .38 caliber handgun fastened to his hip and fired a round into the rattler's head. He then used his favorite pocketknife to cut off the rattles. Thirteen of them!

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2...tlesnakes-with

Not to mention he hunts wild boar with a knife.

[Chun Liroy]

I bet david buehler could out throw, out bench, out kick and out run Kolb. Get a real fucking quarterback you pansies.

[Headspace]

Get a PK, not a kick off specialist.

[Chun Liroy]

Get a QB, not an Orton.

[Penthesilea]

I bet david buehler could out throw, out bench, out kick and out run Kolb. Get a real fucking quarterback you pansies.

I would hope so, he'll be needing to run down all those DJax TD returns.

[Chun Liroy]

What TD returns? It'll get booted out of the endzone, he won't even have a chance to touch it--on ST or offense because Jenkins'll sting dat niggas azz all game long.

[Headspace]

Like Jenkin's stinged Sidney Rice's ass.