NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Zoolander]

Chris Johnson = Forrest Gump? "He must be the stupidest son-of-a-bitch alive. But he sure is fast!"

[Flarega]

you're giving chris johnson too much credit.

[Conrad]

I ain't no skirkle.

thank god

[Stiker]

WTF is this shit?! I don't even...

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...r.2da4df1.html

Jimmy Johnson won a college football championship and two Super Bowls. But can he survive in the wilderness?

The former Dallas Cowboys coach will be a contestant on the CBS reality show "Survivor: Nicaragua" this fall, a source close to Johnson told the Dallas Morning News.

The series is being taped in San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua. Filming started at the end of June, according to local reports.

The filming schedule will leave Johnson plenty of room to return in time for the NFL season. Johnson is an analyst for the Fox NFL Sunday studio show.
Johnson, 67, will be one of the oldest contestants to ever appear on “Survivor,” one of his favorite television shows. The Miami Herald reported last year that he was almost a contestant on "Survivor: Gabon" (which aired in 2008), but he failed a physical. He has lost weight since.

Johnson coached the Cowboys from 1989-1993 and won back-to-back Super Bowls. He also coached the University of Miami, Oklahoma State and Miami Dolphins.

"Survivor: Nicaragua" will be broadcast in September on Wednesdays at 8 p.m. (a switch from its Thursday time slot in recent years). CBS usually releases a cast list a few weeks before the first episode.

"Survivor" throws contestants into the wilderness with little or no supplies and food. Contestants face physical and mental challenges and are voted out by their tribe members. The last remaining contestant after 39 days earns the title of Sole Survivor and wins $1 million.

Then again, I guess I shouldn't be surprised the spokesperson for Extenze is doing this...

[Conrad]

LOL

[Mizango]

Damn man, Jimmy is all over the damn place.

[Mizango]

I actually refer to him as "former Hurricane coach", but I see you Texas boys still cant let go.

[Mizango]

Even when talking about kickers, we can still troll the ever living shit outta Miz.

Seriously man, why do you even watch football? This shit will be the end of you, mang.

It's going to give him an aneurysm.

I can see it now. 40 years later Miz is going to be on his deathbed. Carolina led to a surprise superbowl appearance by clutch jr. 3 yards to go, down by 6 to the raiders, and clutch jr ignores an open lane to airmail it for a int returned 100 yards and close out the super bowl. We will all hear around the world a single blood curdling scream, then all silence, as Miz is trolled into the afterlife.

btw, I hate all of you.

[tyven]

I actually refer to him as "former Hurricane coach", but I see you Texas boys still cant let go.

ahahaha

[Chun Liroy]

Miles Austin on SI cover for second time this year. How many of your shitty WRs have been on a cover twice in a year.

[tyven]

Miles Austin is a product of TO, you give me 3 years next to TO and i will be capable of lighting of the chiefs too

[Chun Liroy]

I know right. Imagine T.O. and Austin on the same team... maybe that's why they got rid of him so the rest of the NFL can have a chance.

[Conrad]

Miles Austin is a product of TO, you give me 3 years next to TO and i will be capable of lighting of the chiefs too

How could you see the ball when you have no neck and cannot turn your head

[Conrad]

I know right. Imagine T.O. and Austin on the same team... maybe that's why they got rid of him so the rest of the NFL can have a chance.

You mean how the Cowboys won back-to-back Super Bowls in 2007 and 2008?

[tyven]

How could you see the ball when you have no neck and cannot turn your head

i run a lot of come back routes

[Melena]

btw, I hate all of you.

Hate is such a strong word, with many levels. Is this Fox/Clutch hate or more of a disdainful Russel hate or more of a mocking R. Williams & Fatliff hate?

[Stiker]

You mean how the Cowboys won back-to-back Super Bowls in 2007 and 2008?

Super Bowls are won via SI covers. Don't hate on us.

[Stiker]

btw, I hate all of you.

To quote you: lol

[Chun Liroy]

You mean how the Cowboys won back-to-back Super Bowls in 2007 and 2008?

Nah he needed 3 years under T.O. to fully reincarnate him. After those 3 years, didn't want to have 2 HoF WRs so we got rid of one, and then got RW so the rest of the NFL could keep up.

[Chun Liroy]

Biding our time until the superbowl was in Dallas, now we get Michael Irvin reincarnated through the draft. Watch out defenses. Oh btw we were keeping Marty B under wraps again, genius plan really. Make everyone think that he's awesome in training camp. Come reg season time he puts on the back burners and "sucks" teams no longer fear him then BAM 100 catch 7 TD season.