NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Gadritan]

Speaking of Dez, saw him go in the top 10 for WRs in two FF drafts.

So I guess he gets the powder and his fans get the rocks.

[Mizango]

Dez Bryant become the first 1st rounder to sign on the dotted line.

Jones offered 3 lines of coke and a fitty to his mother.

Pimpin aint ez

[Chun Liroy]

Now everyone can stop hyping that he would pull a michael crabtree.

[Headspace]

Nah, now he'll pull a Peter Warrick

[Mizango]

Nah, now he'll pull a Peter Warrick

He only wishes to be on Warrick's level. He can be the Ron Dugans to the incumbent stone hands.

[Tyche]

Word is that Miami is going to be looking to get Marcus spears from Dallas. Phillip merling (aka wife beater) just tore his Achilles and is out for the season. Karma is a bitch.

[Chun Liroy]

I supposed it's possible, he is getting paid less than 2 second year players lol.

[Celeras]

Found a compilation with a bunch of em'.

Spoiler: show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ymkoh-vKzM

Got to Braylon then was too pissed to keep watching.

[tyven]

I bet Marcus Spears goes to Miami and balls the fuck out and all the Dallas fans are like BAAAWWWWWWWWWW

[Mizango]

I bet Marcus Spears goes to Miami and balls the fuck out and all the Dallas fans are like BAAAWWWWWWWWWW

That would be fantastic. Not even trolling but Dallas cares more about their "brand" and about being in the news than putting players in position to win and compete. I'd honestly be shocked if I ever see a humble Cowboy or someone that shuts the fuck up and actually balls out.

I mean every member of that team has a sack and a TD dance. Unfortunately the only time I think Ill like the Cowboys is the same way I'd like the Raiders, once the owner's cyborg power pack stops working.

[Correction]

Al Davis is never gonna fucking die, lol. They'll either Weekend at Bernie's his ass till after the next draft or they'll just marry him to another Chinese girl with green eyes. The sideshow of Al Davis and his family is the only reason the Raiders are ever in the news and I hope that never changes, keeps me laughing all year long.

[Moss]

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Samuel L. Jackson is a Falcons fan and just did a commercial. He even yells in the video. WIN.

http://www.atlantafalcons.com/media_..._Up_Video.aspx

[Chun Liroy]

That would be fantastic. Not even trolling but Dallas cares more about their "brand" and about being in the news than putting players in position to win and compete. I'd honestly be shocked if I ever see a humble Cowboy or someone that shuts the fuck up and actually balls out.

I mean every member of that team has a sack and a TD dance. Unfortunately the only time I think Ill like the Cowboys is the same way I'd like the Raiders, once the owner's cyborg power pack stops working.

When has Austin talked nigga? Don't be mad cuz we stylin on you.

[Tyche]

No Spears, Dolphins signed Marques Douglas to a 2 year deal.

[Kailee]

I'd honestly be shocked if I ever see a humble Cowboy or someone that shuts the fuck up and actually balls out.

Demarcus Ware would like a word with you.

[Mizango]

When has Austin talked nigga? Don't be mad cuz we stylin on you.

I mean every member of that team has a sack and a TD dance.

This would apply in this case. Have you never seen him catch a first down? He has to let everyone in the stadium know he can catch a 5 yard out route. He bites Stone hands and walks around for a bit and does that stupid first down shit. I mean ok, sometimes I can get, but dude... every single fucking time? Shit gets old and stupid.

Its not like getting a sack where you may get 15 a year, its a goddamn first down. Something that you may get 5 or 6 times on one goddamn drive. Williams seems like he works on his celebrations more than he does his NFL skills. Every time he catches a ball its like "Yeah nigga, we know. You graduated from Texas 10 years ago...", then again he only catches 1 ball a game so you gotta make that shit count.

Leroy you're just dumb as fuck and need to learn to football. I bet you think that Fitzgerald, Boldin, Calvin and Andre Johnson should all find a way to let everyone know they made a first down one every catch so they can be good too huh?

[Mizango]

Demarcus Ware would like a word with you.

Yeah so would former Boilermaker Anthony Spencer, outside of Fatliff and perhaps Jenkins thinking he's Deion, assuming hes checking Sid Rice, then the defense is relatively quiet, its that shitty offense that I was mainly talking about.

Its like Dallas fans are fucking dumb, they build Jerry world and shuck and jive all day long to hide the fact that they sucked for so long and yall niggas still live in the past. Like 1993 and shit was last season or something. Things will get normal once Jerry expires, he and that team puts the Cowboys 'brand' before winning and before the league.

[Kyo]

Saying stone hands gets a catch a game is giving him entirely too much credit.

[Mizango]

Saying stone hands gets a catch a game is giving him entirely too much credit.

You know something, I felt terrible as I typed that.

[Kyo]

Stonehands is comparable to Dustin Pedroia, every once in a while even an uppercut swing can get lucky and connect.