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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post

    Sergio Kindle has fractured skull.
    Nigga dum. Owned by stairs? Guess they didnt have that at the combine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Nigga dum. Owned by stairs? Guess they didnt have that at the combine.
    LOL

    "Introducing the new stairs activity! We'll have all of you fall down two flights of stairs to see if you can sustain the injury and still get up and play. In Soviet NFL, the stairs climb you."

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    TO wouldn't have gone to the Rams by the time the season started if he had any other options. Even with his ego, if his choices were A) join the Rams for the money he was asking or B) join the Bengals, who are actually relevant, for less money to and have players who are pulling publicly for him to join, then the choice is obvious.

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    Seriously though - who falls down two flights straight? There was no turn between flights?

    Niggas don't fall down two flights, they get thrown down two flights. So glad we didn't draft this trash.

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    needs to call ronron to figure out how to fall

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Seriously though - who falls down two flights straight? There was no turn between flights?

    Niggas don't fall down two flights, they get thrown down two flights. So glad we didn't draft this trash.
    See thats what I was thinking lol, but nope, he just straight up fell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    needs to call ronron to figure out how to fall
    ^

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    Like I said, its all about self in Jerry world.

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    Bitches be crazy.

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    Crazy bitches etc. Can't pin this one on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    "Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice Body Wash? I don't know... DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF ADVENTURE? Do you want a man who smells like he can take a foggy iPhone snapshot of his wet naked body and large ashen-gray penis with his own two hands? Of course you do. SWAN DIVE!!! Into the best text message of your life. So ladies? Should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    It's far from the first time that Bennett's antics have landed him in hot water...A year ago he apologized for posting a YouTube video that he called the "Black Olympics," featuring himself and his brother competing to see who could eat more fried chicken and watermelon.
    Oh god lol.

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    I told you, he's more known for his blog than anything he's ever done on the field. He'll probably get an extension based on the fact that he promotes himself so well. Who wants to take bets that MoW think MartyB is hall of fame bound and is the second best TE in the NFL behind Dan Coats aka the black Jared Lorenzen.

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    LOL

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    He's better than Vernon Davis, don't hate Morton.

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    If you can't make noise on the field, might as well make it somewhere else lol.

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    jk he ain't even the second best TE on the team, though he has nice size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    If you can't make noise on the field, might as well make it somewhere else lol.
    I hope the Giants have Vuvuzelas.

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