NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

**Flarega** · 2010-07-29 19:21

I had a dream two nights ago that the niners were driving down the field and about to kick a winning field goal to beat the cowboys with no time on the clock. The play by play was being done on Tecmo Bowl for some reason. Then some beaner called my cell phone with a wrong number. I hate Mexicans.

**Tyche** · 2010-07-29 19:59

OMYGAWD so delicious.

http://twitter.com/greggrosenthal

Joe McKnight fails conditioning test. I give Jets fans 3 games before they really miss Leon Washington.

This may be worse than bitchtits, as this kid isn't 400 lbs.

**Headspace** · 2010-07-29 20:01

I don't remember so many failed conditioning tests, ever.

**Headspace** · 2010-07-29 20:01

it's like the rest of the teams saw that we signed TO and just gave up.

**Tyche** · 2010-07-29 20:01

http://images.bluegartr.com/forum/cu...ar31888_11.gif

**Headspace** · 2010-07-29 20:04

Kobe's even in a slump after hearing the news two days ago.

**Akiyama** · 2010-07-29 20:12

Honestly.. it's hilarious that these guys, who are supposed to be in tip-top shape, can't even pass conditioning tests.

**Tyche** · 2010-07-29 20:16

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5824/sanchez2.jpg

**Headspace** · 2010-07-29 20:48

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...bVIRApEhnzY%3D

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co...me-500x375.jpg

MEANWHILE IN CONNECTICUT

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...play_image.jpg

http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif

**Melena** · 2010-07-29 20:59

Haynesworth failing though was by far the biggest lulz i've had in a long time. Fuck that punk ass bitch who think's he's too good for a defense scheme after getting paid 21m for the year.

**tyven** · 2010-07-29 23:04

WE'LL SEE WHOSE LAUGHING WHEN HE IS THE DEFENSIVE MVP

**Flarega** · 2010-07-29 23:56

Nah son. Pacman.

**Flarega** · 2010-07-29 23:56

Pacman will pro bowl corner and returner like a boss.

**Melena** · 2010-07-30 09:57

And he failed again this morning. GG Haynesworth.

**Headspace** · 2010-07-30 11:40

Just to let you guys know. The first game played will also be the last game played this year.

**Moss** · 2010-07-30 11:41

Went to Falcons camp this morning, pretty psyched that Steven Hauschka signed my football.

**tyven** · 2010-07-30 11:42

i wish i were at bengals camp getting blow banged by pacman, black tank, and TO

**Gadritan** · 2010-07-30 11:45

rofl.

Entering training camp, Ravens starting cornerback Domonique Foxworth was practically the only member of the team's secondary that wasn't injured.

Now he's out for the season.

Multiple reports out of Baltimore indicate Foxworth tore his ACL

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-out-for-year/