NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

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Sounds like mad.

[Valisk]

Dan Marino is not tripping over himself to swap places with Trent Dilfer. Trust me. Barry Sanders and Eric Dickerson don't wish they were Joseph Addai.

You wouldn't either.

Dan Marino would rather have all his records than being dragged into a superbowl the way Dilfer was. He may trade them if he could have led a team to a superbowl. It's definitely not a black and white sort of thing.

You are both taking my quote out of context. I didn't say they would trade places with embarrassing players in the league to obtain a ring. I'm saying they would trade their records for a ring. Still be a productive member of the team. Just would sacrific being in a record book in order to have a championship under their belt.

Ofcourse Dan Marino doesn't want to swap places with Dilfer for the Super Bowl hardware. I'm saying he'd rather pass for 45,000 yards instead of 61,000+, throw for 4,000 in a season instead of 5,000+, and had 300 TDs in his career instead of 420 if it meant he could have a ring.

[Penthesilea]

Archi, fly to Philadelphia and you've got yourself a ticket to the Packers-Eagles game. Row 26, endzone (for 75$)

[Cleverness]

Aaron Rodgers vs Kevin Kolb; the day the universe explodes

[archibaldcrane]

Archi, fly to Philadelphia and you've got yourself a ticket to the Packers-Eagles game. Row 26, endzone (for 75$)

Fuuuck.

Sitting with you or are you selling your ticket?

Also won't I get lynched in Philly at a game in my Aaron Rodgers jersey?

[Demosthenes11]

my good friend's brother is married to aaron's sister.

I saw him at the wedding and he was getting pretty shitfaced. We are practically brothers.

[Penthesilea]

The chick I was banging last season is looking to get rid of two extras. I was gonna buy one, but she said she'd like to sell the pair.

It'd be with me, her and her dad. I'd advise against wearing another jersey, but for the most part the people who have tickets right there are pretty cool.

If you were a cowboys fan on the other hand I'd advise against it 1000%.

[archibaldcrane]

The chick I was banging last season is looking to get rid of two extras. I was gonna buy one, but she said she'd like to sell the pair.

It'd be with me, her and her dad. I'd advise against wearing another jersey, but for the most part the people who have tickets right there are pretty cool.

If you were a cowboys fan on the other hand I'd advise against it 1000%.

I'm pretty good at wearing the enemy jersey - I rock the Brewers gear hardcore at Dodger stadium and haven't really had an incident (except for one dude trying to trip me in the bathroom).

Flights are expensive though - $321 is the cheapest I've found. Bleh. Could I bang your girl?

[Penthesilea]

Go for it man, I've upgraded to a hot redhead, just figured it'd not be cool to bring her in front of the other.

[Rhinox]

How is this not posted on here yet?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-fa...yline=true&s=i

Brett farve went greg oden on Jenn Sterger allegedly

[archibaldcrane]

How is this not posted on here yet?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-fa...yline=true&s=i

Brett farve went greg oden on Jenn Sterger allegedly

Oh god lol.

[Corrderio]

How is this not posted on here yet?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-fa...yline=true&s=i

Brett farve went greg oden on Jenn Sterger allegedly

Better question is, why isn't this it's own thread yet? This is pure gold.

[Andarvi]

Lets see...I have said it since he first cried on TV saying he was retiring because he "just didn't have enough"...only to come back the next year. Then the next year. All the while, dominating and destroying ESPN during the NFL offseason. Fuck Brett Favre, fuck him to hell. I hope that he plants both legs and a defensive lineman steamrolls them off, or at least causes a single knee to explode. He was only recently surpassed by Lebron as the most self-indulgent athlete in sports today. However, his greatest record is still held, and it applies across all sports, gotta give him credit: Most overrated athlete of all time. Been in the league almost 20 years, won once. Most TDs? Cool, most INTs too. Clutch? My balls hes clutch.

His 3 consecutive MVPs (13-15 years ago, might I add) were impressive, and his games played total, especially in green bay is impressive, and if he wasn't do nauseatingly prickish I would give him more credit. But hes simply not as good a quarterback as everyone, save a few (Scott Van Pelt today saying how tired he is of having to talk about it, like Broussard was getting with the whole Lebron thing) claim him to be. He made some good plays last year, but that team was engineered as close to the types of teams that won Dilfer and Johnson their rings I've seen since, with their D not being QUITE as good but their offense exponentially better.

Fuck Brett Favre.

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Favre had close to a career year last year...

yet Dilfer could've done it.

[Flarega]

I hate favre but he's a genius about milking this shit. He'll be back.

[Demosthenes11]

Lets see...I have said it since he first cried on TV saying he was retiring because he "just didn't have enough"...only to come back the next year. Then the next year. All the while, dominating and destroying ESPN during the NFL offseason. Fuck Brett Favre, fuck him to hell. I hope that he plants both legs and a defensive lineman steamrolls them off, or at least causes a single knee to explode. He was only recently surpassed by Lebron as the most self-indulgent athlete in sports today. However, his greatest record is still held, and it applies across all sports, gotta give him credit: Most overrated athlete of all time. Been in the league almost 20 years, won once. Most TDs? Cool, most INTs too. Clutch? My balls hes clutch.

His 3 consecutive MVPs (13-15 years ago, might I add) were impressive, and his games played total, especially in green bay is impressive, and if he wasn't do nauseatingly prickish I would give him more credit. But hes simply not as good a quarterback as everyone, save a few (Scott Van Pelt today saying how tired he is of having to talk about it, like Broussard was getting with the whole Lebron thing) claim him to be. He made some good plays last year, but that team was engineered as close to the types of teams that won Dilfer and Johnson their rings I've seen since, with their D not being QUITE as good but their offense exponentially better.

Fuck Brett Favre.

brett favre is the michale jordan of football. fuck the haters, I'll always be like a kid out there on the couch watching my main man

[Akiyama]

brett favre is the michale jordan of football. fuck the haters, I'll always be like a kid out there on the couch watching my main man

I see what you did there.

[Quixon]

brett favre is the michale jordan of football. fuck the haters, I'll always be like a kid out there on the couch watching my main man

Hahahaha. Well played.

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Bengals TE Jermaine Gresham sees himself at the bottom of the depth chart, despite being at the top of it; "That's something that should be earned," Gresham said. "For right now, there are four guys ahead of me and they deserve to be ahead of me because they've been putting in the time. I have to go out there and attack it and have fun."

I came.


Also, sure Dan Coats has put in more time, but he's probably caught less balls at this point.

[Mizango]

He's probably still fat too.