NFL 2010 Offseason Thread

[Akiyama]

Why you gotta disrespect dumpster fires like that mang?

I could've moved them to Mexico.

[Mizango]

I could've moved them to Mexico.

HAHA

[Headspace]

What is this? 2-3 pages of Seattle/Raiders talk?

gtfo

[Melena]

I can see Russell's press conferences going like:

Frustrated: I understand the booing, but if my receivers would catch the ball..

LOL he already has done that, minus the understanding of the booing. Every time he has a shitty game it's wah wah my receivers have stone hands that make Dallas look like jerry fucking rice it's not my fault i'm colorblind and threw to the wrong guy wah wah change my diaper al i don't like it when my shit stinks it's all hayward bey's fault wah.

[Moss]

I can see Russell's press conferences going like:

Frustrated: I understand the booing, but if my receivers would catch the ball..

lmfao, the Cable=Krogan and Russell=Elcor parallels are spot on.

Apathetic: As long as Al is paying me I don't really give a fuck how good we are.

[Mizango]

Apathetic: As long as Al is paying me I don't really give a fuck how good we are.

ROFLLLLL

[archibaldcrane]

Confusion: How did I outscore Jimmy Clausen and Tim Tebow on the Wonderlic?

[Quixon]

Confusion: How did I outscore Jimmy Clausen and Tim Tebow on the Wonderlic?

I would guess the answer to that is......... you are not an idiot.

[Moss]

Confusion: How did I outscore Jimmy Clausen and Tim Tebow on the Wonderlic?

Proud: I attended Louisiana State University, the Harvard of the South.

[archibaldcrane]

I would guess the answer to that is......... you are not an idiot.

Humorous: I feel a strong breeze.

[Quixon]

Humorous: I feel a strong breeze.

That's a strong possibility.

[Rhinox]

Larry Johnson signs with the redskins his deal in Washington: three years, $3.5 million total -- with incentives that could take it up to $12 million.

[Fistandantilus]

This thread has gone great places. Loving the Elcor references.

Also, Headspace you can shutup, as I intend another 5 pages about Seattle to come. It's better than talking about Cincinnati, and how amazing it was that Carson Palmer threw for over 120 yards.

[Deejay]

I intend another 5 pages about Seattle to come.

[Fistandantilus]

Cmon man, why you gotta do stuff like that.

[Deejay]

Cmon man, why you gotta do stuff like that.

sry brah. couldn't have you puttin down my mans headspace like that. it's okay tho... only a couple more years of lolhasselbeck left.

[Fistandantilus]

Soon we will have Locker, Tebow, or Derek Anderson to save us......

[Chun Liroy]

Someone get this dude on BG seriously.

OCNN BREAKING NEWS- which ever Espn analyst dogs me for my off~season projects at 6 o'clock its going to be WAR!! Someone let me know plse

Damn I don't get in no trouble and they still find negative, its time to act like 50 cent, I am digging up all ESPN analyst history! Its on

ESPN WHO- John Clayton how dare you, your face is wearing thin on TV, looking like that character from HANINBAL that had those pigs, STFU

ESPN WHO- Erik Kusiallas I heard about your radio show negativity, why don't you worry about your sexual harrassment cases when at work!

OCNN HELP NEEDED- if any other ESPN analyst have any more negativity please let me know twitter followers, I'm starting my rehearsals now

[Headspace]

I saw those earlier, jesus christ.

"your face is wearin thin"

[archibaldcrane]

Packers sign S Collins, NT Pickett to extensions
Sweet. Now that that's out of the way, we can focus solely and exclusively on the offensive line for the remainder of the draft/offseason.

Wow, they got Collins for 3 years/23.4 million. 14 of that is in the first year (good move considering no cap), but for a two-years-in-a-row starting Pro Bowl safety, considering Rolle (an inferior safety) got a 5 year deal with more guaranteed money, I'm damn happy about this.