Am I doing it wrong?

[Absolutely Virtue]

I go to the bathroom to pee, dude is in one of the stalls deucing. I finish the same time he does. We both are at the sink washing our hands. Then he starts washing his face.

?

[Colenzo]

do you wipe your ass with your face? dont be stupid

[Conrad]

If I'm in a stall at work I wait until the bathroom is empty until leaving because there's no way I'd ever want to risk eye contact with anyone in there.

[Akanei]

I tend to wipe my face with a damp paper towel, after washing my hands.

I have dry skin, though, so idk.

[Colenzo]

If I'm in a stall at work I wait until the bathroom is empty until leaving because there's no way I'd ever want to risk eye contact with anyone in there.

afraid of getting bathroom raped?

[Thulius]

If I'm in a stall at work I wait until the bathroom is empty until leaving because there's no way I'd ever want to risk eye contact with anyone in there.

Whenever I hear a flush and no one comes out of the stalls I make sure to take extra time drying my hands.

[Akanei]

I don't really care who else is in the bathroom if I absolutely have to take a dump, though. Priorities.

[Colenzo]

Whenever I hear a flush and no one comes out of the stalls I make sure to take extra time drying my hands.

lmao

[Tajin]

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bluealbin...mrburns-eh.gif

[#686578]

If I'm in a stall at work I wait until the bathroom is empty until leaving because there's no way I'd ever want to risk eye contact with anyone in there.

^

[#686578]

Whenever I hear a flush and no one comes out of the stalls I make sure to take extra time drying my hands.

Courtesy flushing, I wasnt done yet anyway.

[Lyn]

man, having to sit down on the toilet sucks amirite

[Conrad]

In public it does

[SilverBreeze]

man, having to sit down on the toilet sucks amirite

Good thing chicks don't poop and awesome chicks know how to pee standing up, amirite?

[Lyn]

i can't pee standing up, it just won't come out

[SilverBreeze]

Stop thinking about it so much when you try, makes it easier. Start singing R. Kelly or something.

[Colenzo]

girls who pee standing up are the only girls for me

[Absolutely Virtue]

i can't pee standing up, it just won't come out

my favorite bathroom guy of all time is the dude who can't pee in the urinals, and has to use the stall. i have all manner of issues, but thank god that isn't one of them.

[Lyn]

you have a favorite bathroom guy?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

if he starts washing his face that gives you license to up the ante until it just gets weird. guy obviously isn't afraid of being judged so isn't judging you.