Am I doing it wrong?

[Absolutely Virtue]

you have a favorite bathroom guy?

don't judge me

[Lyn]

who's your least favorite bathroom guy?

[quannum]

[Qalbert]

the awkward bathroom attendant that stares at you while you try to take a piss

[Colenzo]

AHAHAHA

[Absolutely Virtue]

who's your least favorite bathroom guy?

talking on the cell phone guy. no debate.

[Colenzo]

the awkward bathroom attendant that stares at you while you try to take a piss

That has to be one of the worst jobs.

[Arvin]

i pee sitting down cause my dicks small enough to not touch the water

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

the awkward bathroom attendant that stares at you while you try to take a piss

thats not as bad as the bathroom attendant that tries to guilt you into tipping. there was this one young guy out here that would literally call people out for not washing their hands and describe them to everyone else that came in. he'd also sing rnb songs at you and force you to make eye contact as much as possible.

shit was hilarious to watch, and I never tipped that fucker a dime

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

however the upstairs bathroom at the same club had this older black guy who was an ex-crackhead. this guy was fucking hilarious and I tipped him very well. he always had hilarious stories and would see me with my wife and tell me about how he was fucking this fat chinese bitch and shit. miss that guy ; ;

[Conrad]

talking on the cell phone guy. no debate.

Once I was in a stall, and a guy walked into the adjacent stall, sat down, and called someone. While he was on the phone I could hear him grunting mid-sentence while talking to this person because he was trying to talk and shit at the same time. I hurried to get out as quickly as possible because I was afraid of busting out laughing and not being able to stop.

[Absolutely Virtue]

dude if you're going to clubs with bathroom attendants, you are definitely doing it wrong.

[Tajin]

Yeah what the fuck is up with going to the w/c and making a call...

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

it's like a game man, you shit and talk and see how long it takes for the person to ask you if you're taking a shit and if they should call you back. bonus points if its a woman, triple bonus if its your mom.

[SilverBreeze]

If you're going to the bathroom at the club, you're doing it wrong.

[Colenzo]

i pee sitting down cause my dicks small enough to not touch the water

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

dude if you're going to clubs with bathroom attendants, you are definitely doing it wrong.

ya spending a lot of money on table service and having a swarm of bitches party with me all night is definitely doing it wrong

[Colenzo]

ya spending a lot of money on table service and having a swarm of bitches party with me all night is definitely doing it wrong

500k dollar crack parties

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I love the crack, and the bags above them too

[Absolutely Virtue]

bathroom gay story:

my friend went to school with the singer from that band OK GO (treadmill video band). years ago, before they got super famous, my buddy toured and played keyboards for them, so we all went to see them when they played in town.

after the show, i ran into the singer in the bathroom. i was drunk, and we were both at the urinal. he made some silly comment about something or other, and i was actually like 'oh, i'm a friend of so and so, good show tonight' or some dumb thing. we sorta struck up a conversation about our mutual friend. and i'm standing there, peeing, holding my junk, and i remember clearly thinking:

'wow, this guy is really handsome'

that definitely makes me gay, right?